Me, rereading the Sweet Valley books as an adult: the real drama is how bad Ned and Alice's parenting is

If you think the US has no culture, visit a Hallmark ornaments store. We have a culture and it is "quirk chungus loves Brands"

I am the victim of a catspiracy to prevent me from doing work today (by occupying my lap and being extra cute about it)

We saw You Can See Everything. I hope it gets nominated for Best Picture and I hope it wins

Dear boss: I will be late to work today as i have come down with an acute case of Lap Cat

It speaks to how de-Internet-ed I am that I had to look up "Susan Dell Halloween costume"

Today in Compliments I Got at Work: "this bulletin board is cute as shit. you killed it."

tfw when the research you're doing is breaking your heart and driving you mad

me, reading candidate websites for my primary ballot: you had me at "abolish ICE"

Just a quiet evening hanging with the neighbors, making fun of the local airport. (lowkey we love you, never change)

FINALLY cleaning my house, what a relief

what cursed contract did i sign that my job is now only ever Pet This Cat

jk i don't have money

That thing where the rich have a bunch of LLCs so they don't have to pay income taxes? yeah I think I might try that

My garden needs rain. I was promised rain. There is no rain. I'm calling the sky's manager.

Current mood: Jamrock hobo

TFW you hate your ISP so much you get an amateur radio license just you can check your email via radio

Me, reminded of an event: Why couldn't I do that again? oh right. i didn't want to

Local greenhouse aka the shut up and take my money store

Fog today. I think I will vanish into it