I was going to shower, but the cat is too cute, so I will implement plan b: die stinky

One more day of proctoring state-mandated testing. Beep boop fill in the bubbles, children

"The library is closed; that's why the sign says 'library is closed'." - me, to three different people within 20 minutes today

Leopards eating MY face? In THIS economy?

Opened the LMS this morning to a popup announcing it's been bought out by another company. Wow, I love enshittification /s

I was going to go to bed at a reasonable time, but Cat demands Lap

my cat's motto: "there is no personal space, only purrsonal space."

Someone just sent me a meme and it's...one of my own shitposts from 2015. lol haha yeah that bitch is hilarious

Brb, buying popcorn bc this case will be WILD: https://dockets.justia.com/docket/florida/flsdce/0:2025cv60645/687053

tfw a blog challenge requires you to have a google login to sign up. thanks, but i have standards

My cat has a serious case of Being a Giant Baby this morning

This theater program is four pages of program and 14 pages of ads. what.

*old man voice* back in MY day you could just walk to the STORE and buy a RADIO and you knew you were getting a RADIO from a STORE

Who has two thumbs and gets to see Hadestown tonight? Meeee (and 3000 of my closest friends)

today I made falafel and got pranked by the mechanic. my car will not be ready until tomorrow. womp womp.

My cat's strongest survival skill is Being A Giant Baby and she knows it

X-Filesposting again: //drmollytov.smol.pub/2025-03-30-2

Every single one of my dreams last night ft. me trying to use emacs shortcuts to affect the dream. Lol.

what do you MEAN emacs has shortcuts for all the most common HTML tags why have I been typing them like a chump then

Ugggh https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/the-x-files-episodes-all-201-episodes-ranked