Random thought: "doll baby" and "baby doll" refer to the same thing, but "outtake" and "takeout" do not

Dog crate instructions say "Not suitable for children. for pet use only." ...humans what did you do

I have now entered the Obsessively Reading Every Library Book phase of chicken ownership

I did it. I ordered chicks. Three silver-laced Wyandottes arrive June 16. Wheeeee

Rewatched Jason and the Argonauts (1966)...hot damn Harryhauser was a genius....

If it is a leaf, you can put it in your mouth: https://drmollytov.dev/2025-04-29

Just texted my dad "can I borrow your posthole digger? I need to fight some rabbits"

I am become Death, destroyer of weeds

nachos and disco (elysium)

"I'm excited to be here" well I suggest you get over that as soon as possible

I saw a kildeer, a red-winged blackbird, and a peregrine during my lunch walk! (Also a gopher but those are not birds)

Found a copy of my undergrad thesis while cleaning. Amazing how meaningless this thing is now when I worked so hard on it.

My fridge contains ice cream *and* cheesecake, so I'm eating a mug full of frozen cherries. the best.

RIP, least bad pope of my lifetime

An entire house and where do both cats NEED to sleep? On me. <3

"The requested item was not found on this server" your mom was not found on this server

Courtrooms on TV always look so fancy. The ones here look like a sad community college

Cousin just got diagnosed with cancer, but if he doesn't work they don't eat. We are not a civilized nation.

The cat brought me breakfast in bed (aka a mouse she had played to death). Thanks but ewww

Literally ran from annoying coworker just now. Saw him coming and just...zipped down a side hall. Phew. Close one.