drmollytov

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Punk librarian becoming more ungovernable with each passing day. See also my Gemini capsule: //drmollytov.smol.pub

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drmollytov 🙂 3 days ago

Random thought: "doll baby" and "baby doll" refer to the same thing, but "outtake" and "takeout" do not

drmollytov 🐶 8 days ago

Dog crate instructions say "Not suitable for children. for pet use only." ...humans what did you do

drmollytov 🙂 9 days ago

I have now entered the Obsessively Reading Every Library Book phase of chicken ownership

drmollytov 🙂 12 days ago

I did it. I ordered chicks. Three silver-laced Wyandottes arrive June 16. Wheeeee

drmollytov 🙂 13 days ago

Rewatched Jason and the Argonauts (1966)...hot damn Harryhauser was a genius....

drmollytov 🙂 16 days ago

Just texted my dad "can I borrow your posthole digger? I need to fight some rabbits"

drmollytov 🌱 17 days ago

I am become Death, destroyer of weeds

drmollytov 🙂 18 days ago

nachos and disco (elysium)

drmollytov 💀 18 days ago

"I'm excited to be here" well I suggest you get over that as soon as possible

drmollytov ☀️ 19 days ago

I saw a kildeer, a red-winged blackbird, and a peregrine during my lunch walk! (Also a gopher but those are not birds)

drmollytov 🙂 20 days ago

Found a copy of my undergrad thesis while cleaning. Amazing how meaningless this thing is now when I worked so hard on it.

drmollytov 🙂 22 days ago

My fridge contains ice cream *and* cheesecake, so I'm eating a mug full of frozen cherries. the best.

drmollytov 🌈 22 days ago

RIP, least bad pope of my lifetime

drmollytov 🐱 24 days ago

An entire house and where do both cats NEED to sleep? On me. <3

drmollytov 😡 26 days ago

"The requested item was not found on this server" your mom was not found on this server

drmollytov 🙂 27 days ago

Courtrooms on TV always look so fancy. The ones here look like a sad community college

drmollytov 💀 28 days ago

Cousin just got diagnosed with cancer, but if he doesn't work they don't eat. We are not a civilized nation.

drmollytov 🐱 28 days ago

The cat brought me breakfast in bed (aka a mouse she had played to death). Thanks but ewww

drmollytov 🙂 29 days ago

Literally ran from annoying coworker just now. Saw him coming and just...zipped down a side hall. Phew. Close one.

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