what cursed contract did i sign that my job is now only ever Pet This Cat

jk i don't have money

That thing where the rich have a bunch of LLCs so they don't have to pay income taxes? yeah I think I might try that

My garden needs rain. I was promised rain. There is no rain. I'm calling the sky's manager.

Current mood: Jamrock hobo

TFW you hate your ISP so much you get an amateur radio license just you can check your email via radio

Me, reminded of an event: Why couldn't I do that again? oh right. i didn't want to

Local greenhouse aka the shut up and take my money store

Fog today. I think I will vanish into it

Monday I sign up for weather spotting class. Tuesday and Wednesday it BIG STORMS. okay, jod

Not me teeing up classes in Niche Skills I Always Wanted But Mom Said No, You're A Girl (true but irrelevant)

Artemis II let's goooo (home)

On this day in 1865 the Confederacy surrendered and has not been a thing since

Another day of the best job ever: peddling hallucinatory devices to children (national school library month)

I have been Naughty (going to work all day) and I must be Disciplined (100 percent of household cats on my lap at all times)

Britney Spears has been in a conservatorship for decades for less than what Trump tweets daily

just because i love my job doesn't mean i want to do it

Like Poochie, i should be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON https://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis/artemis-2/nasa-sets-coverage-for-artemis-ii-moon-mission/

making lemon pound cake for bff's birthday