Bought a Lite Brite and a shortwave radio at a thrift shop. Time to party like it's 1989

ordered amaranth seed. gonna grow some 8ft tall purple grain and freak out the neighborhood

4am: *bap bap* wake up human *bap* feed us *bap bap*

put the widget back on my website. this is a test status =^.^=

My collection of LJ avatars is now on my website: https://drmollytov.dev/library/ljs I was obsessed with these in the 2000s (i am so old)

Joined ribbitchat because my "US 2026" coping mechanism is to pretend it's still 1997 online

I forgot how many classic Simpsons lines are crammed into the early (first 8ish seasons) episodes

My household storm warning system is cat based. 2 upstairs is fine. 1 up is a storm. 0 up is "take cover!"

Bff texted me excited about the Oscars. I said, "I hope all the films have a good time."

Get mad AND get even: https://agelesslinux.org

I bought a Lite Brite for $5 at a thrift store, and it is truly silly how entertained I am by it

"Won't that be grand. The computers and the programs will start thinking, and the people will stop." - Tron (1982)

back from my six month time warp, what did i miss- oh shit. oh no. oh.

Carrying a burrito in my hoodie pocket like "is it a boy or a girl?" "it's a burrito"

I gsve my chicks some ants and they keep pecking them to death and leaving the carcass. No, sweetpeeps, ants are food not friends

The cat is furious that she is denied access to the world's freshest chicken nuggets. She shredded my notes about it

Everyone warns you that shipping chicks is stressful to them but nobody warns you that the wait will stress you out too

Time for the best part of lovingly cultivating dozens of precious baby plants, each a unique expression of divine glory: eating them

I've been calling the parade "this Kim Jong Un shit" but Kim doesn't need army toys explained to him like he is 5

I miss when air was breathable