drmollytov

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Punk librarian becoming more ungovernable with each passing day. See also my Gemini capsule: //drmollytov.smol.pub

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drmollytov 🙂 1 day ago

I did it. I ordered chicks. Three silver-laced Wyandottes arrive June 16. Wheeeee

drmollytov 🙂 2 days ago

Rewatched Jason and the Argonauts (1966)...hot damn Harryhauser was a genius....

drmollytov 🙂 5 days ago

Just texted my dad "can I borrow your posthole digger? I need to fight some rabbits"

drmollytov 🌱 6 days ago

I am become Death, destroyer of weeds

drmollytov 🙂 7 days ago

nachos and disco (elysium)

drmollytov 💀 7 days ago

"I'm excited to be here" well I suggest you get over that as soon as possible

drmollytov ☀️ 8 days ago

I saw a kildeer, a red-winged blackbird, and a peregrine during my lunch walk! (Also a gopher but those are not birds)

drmollytov 🙂 9 days ago

Found a copy of my undergrad thesis while cleaning. Amazing how meaningless this thing is now when I worked so hard on it.

drmollytov 🙂 11 days ago

My fridge contains ice cream *and* cheesecake, so I'm eating a mug full of frozen cherries. the best.

drmollytov 🌈 11 days ago

RIP, least bad pope of my lifetime

drmollytov 🐱 13 days ago

An entire house and where do both cats NEED to sleep? On me. <3

drmollytov 😡 15 days ago

"The requested item was not found on this server" your mom was not found on this server

drmollytov 🙂 16 days ago

Courtrooms on TV always look so fancy. The ones here look like a sad community college

drmollytov 💀 17 days ago

Cousin just got diagnosed with cancer, but if he doesn't work they don't eat. We are not a civilized nation.

drmollytov 🐱 17 days ago

The cat brought me breakfast in bed (aka a mouse she had played to death). Thanks but ewww

drmollytov 🙂 18 days ago

Literally ran from annoying coworker just now. Saw him coming and just...zipped down a side hall. Phew. Close one.

drmollytov 🙂 20 days ago

hello yes why am i contractually obligated to put up with *gestures* this

drmollytov 🙂 20 days ago

Aunt I Rarely See had the audacity to suggest I solve my money problems with "marry a rich guy." ...in THIS economy?

drmollytov 🔥 20 days ago

The Creature Commandos soundtrack is good listening, as the youths say

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