I have been Naughty (going to work all day) and I must be Disciplined (100 percent of household cats on my lap at all times)

Britney Spears has been in a conservatorship for decades for less than what Trump tweets daily

just because i love my job doesn't mean i want to do it

Like Poochie, i should be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON https://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis/artemis-2/nasa-sets-coverage-for-artemis-ii-moon-mission/

making lemon pound cake for bff's birthday

the sky is doing Weather and i Approve

Bought a Lite Brite and a shortwave radio at a thrift shop. Time to party like it's 1989

ordered amaranth seed. gonna grow some 8ft tall purple grain and freak out the neighborhood

4am: *bap bap* wake up human *bap* feed us *bap bap*

put the widget back on my website. this is a test status =^.^=

My collection of LJ avatars is now on my website: https://drmollytov.dev/library/ljs I was obsessed with these in the 2000s (i am so old)

Joined ribbitchat because my "US 2026" coping mechanism is to pretend it's still 1997 online

I forgot how many classic Simpsons lines are crammed into the early (first 8ish seasons) episodes

My household storm warning system is cat based. 2 upstairs is fine. 1 up is a storm. 0 up is "take cover!"

Bff texted me excited about the Oscars. I said, "I hope all the films have a good time."

Get mad AND get even: https://agelesslinux.org

I bought a Lite Brite for $5 at a thrift store, and it is truly silly how entertained I am by it

"Won't that be grand. The computers and the programs will start thinking, and the people will stop." - Tron (1982)

back from my six month time warp, what did i miss- oh shit. oh no. oh.