nothing is unsolvable as long as you don’t care about the correctness of the solution

you can travel the world, but nothing comes close to a Sunbeam toast

freeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeee from this STRIFE

anyway here’s Ride of the Valkyries *starts twerking*

fully laden scaffolding gull

i feel like there’s a lot to the Jack and Jill rhyme that needs explaining

i suspect AAVE is African-Americans’ revenge for slavery, which is probably justified

THE TITLE SHADOW ON THE MAIN MENU

the water is wide

[Achievement Unlocked] Still Being a Little Bitch

2am cereal but not because i want it

happenis

non-binariO

what a fabolous evenign wir will have

mabel syrup

toilet paper but each square contains a unique AI-generated paragraph and accompanying image guilt-tripping you into using less paper

each dawn breaks not believing

i’d answer the question “what’s your type?” honestly but that would require me to just say a person’s name and that feels maybe terrifying

FOSS Neratu

sometimes i remember that there are people in the world who know the name for the standard size of milk bottle lid. i want that knowledge