it is very easy to be right when you are stupid

Dyslexic Barbrbablela

cataloguing tapes is certainly one of the ways to spend your time

entering my fax machine era at long last

the upside of having low self-esteem is that when someone inevitably insults you, you’re just glad that someone agrees with you

it’s meow o’clock

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slight bemusement and confusion on a primal level of biblical proportions

you make me SpinRite round right round like a solid state disk (that still benefits from some TLC)

i would like to thank my old high school physics teacher for being an unforgettable illustration of gravitational potential energy

sports pro tip: in golf, getting a hole in three is more better than getting a hole in one, because the number is higher

today i am expectcing to lost my skin in a factory accident

bebop is Man’s revenge on God for giving us seizures

when life gives you lemons, enjoy the gosh dang lemons okay

i like to think that the first person to have an object stick to them through static electricity was absolutely terrified

I HAVE ACTUALLY FINISHED WRITING A SONG FOR ONCE

oh 32-bit Windows my beloved, how the heck are you still supported

do not let the callousness of hindsight belittle your past struggles

i appreciate British TV corporations keeping a fresh stock of paedophiles on the payroll so they can fire them when it’s most profitable

that comforting midrange resonance of downstairs voices coming through your bedroom door