my vibrator cord just electrocuted someone 💀

PTSD : Post Theatre Stress Disorder

about Brooklyn, "shame and groupthink seem to work out there"

9:30am EST: drinking a V8 energy drink, smoking a joint, watching the Sopranos

most unrealistic thing about The Royals is how coherent they all are on party drugs

"arduous sci-fi dream"

i will miss you no matter what, so what's the point of prolonging it?

almost ***** ** **** ** ******* today

lick her license ??? don't you mean lick her PUSSY

the bartender gave me their number 😎

i got hurt in jersey dot com

ABCD - Anyone But Cis Dudes

"inescapable spontaneity"

so bored i started a skincare routine

dear that one person whose emails i meant to respond to but then i lost the password to that email address...,,,... Hello, Thank You, ILU!<3

"i hope to die at my post, in a street fight or in prison"

i'm sooooooo good at fucking up, i'm literally the best ever at it

they opened me up, found endometriosis, and scraped it out, just like i'd heard about my whole life :-o

"one doesn't say things like that, one does them"

feeling like my uterus got pulled out of my vagina :/ (it did)