mediocre union meeting and mediocre margaritas

updated sewing project

finally obtained pants in time for the weather to change its mind

a personalized take on a classic bit

had a terrible time riding the oldest wooden roller coaster (but did it for the historical significance)

been catching glimpses of my reflection in my peripheral and not recognizing myself at first

worked the door at the covid cautious punk raffle fundraiser movie screening !

it's been a year since a gang of cops kicked the shit out of me and it's finally getting better

nurturing a single avocado until it has reached ideal ripeness

AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAA GOT EM

you can always tell when a group of high powered elitists have been in a public bathroom bc it looks like a fuckin waterpark exploded

I CAN KEEP IT TOGETHER I STG I CAN KEEP IT TOGETHER I STG I CAN KEEP IT TOGETHER I STG

gave my girlfriend a swirlie in the hotel bathroom >:*)

"the truth is, I'm the predator"

the last time i kept a big secret it hurt everyone but this time it will help

the ******** is making me **** *** again

in my **** **** era

not necessarily trying my best but also not NOT trying ?¿?¿

my worst habit ? bad habits

this is the first time i've been sick in literally years and i hate it so much >:(