lover of my lovers, lover of my haters, lover of my lovers' lovers, hater of my lovers' haters

i just wanna watch the world yearn

a beautiful woman ran thru the woods for a week then climbed over my fence to kiss me :'-)

you know how sometimes you see someone in public who's just so obviously high but they're trying so hard to hide it???? that's me

made both a very bad and a very good decision today so i think it probably evens out in the grand scheme

INTENTIONAL CONFLICT FOR INTENTIONAL GROWTH

split an e bomb with my manager and reorganized the entire walk in freezer *kisses my biceps*

i read a 700 page fiction book today :0

loud by accident, quiet on purpose

*jimmy urine voice* jesus christ almighty

not a door mat, but a door prize

appropriately grimey

been sitting w/ my thoughts recently (but also my thots lol)

money solves everything stop lying to us

"a computer with a quiet yearning"

SOMETHING !!!!!! IS !!!!! ABOUT !!!!!! TO !!!!! HAPPEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!

a weight has been lifted off my shoulders and a breeze is wafting thru my soul

i just yawned while throwing up??? why can the body even perform that function????

It Happened To Me! : Taylor Swift Ruined My Relationship

it takes just as much creativity to be mean as it does to be nice