bird 🍞 648 days ago
loud by accident, quiet on purpose
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hello friends! i'm bird, and this is my log (my bird-log) (my blog) (lol)
before you keep reading, would you like to kill the cop in your head? :-)
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bird 💀 654 days ago
*jimmy urine voice* jesus christ almighty
bird ✨ 654 days ago
not a door mat, but a door prize
bird 🌧️ 656 days ago
appropriately grimey
bird 🌈 660 days ago
been sitting w/ my thoughts recently (but also my thots lol)
bird 🌧️ 662 days ago
money solves everything stop lying to us
bird 💻 663 days ago
"a computer with a quiet yearning"
bird 💡 664 days ago
SOMETHING !!!!!! IS !!!!! ABOUT !!!!!! TO !!!!! HAPPEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!
bird ❄️ 669 days ago
a weight has been lifted off my shoulders and a breeze is wafting thru my soul
bird 😴 669 days ago
i just yawned while throwing up??? why can the body even perform that function????
bird ⛳️ 670 days ago
It Happened To Me! : Taylor Swift Ruined My Relationship
bird 🔥 671 days ago
it takes just as much creativity to be mean as it does to be nice
bird 🙂 676 days ago
just wanna be the kind of old person where people are like "damn i wanna be that person when I'm old"
bird 🤖 676 days ago
"you are adept at weaponizing incompetence"
bird 🌈 677 days ago
LOVVVVEEEEEEEEEE referring to any of my girlfriends as "one of my girlfriends" it makes me feel Unstoppable 😈
bird 🙂 677 days ago
at the intersection of identities (ugly and a sex worker)
bird 🌈 678 days ago
*rolls up my sleeves to expose my T4T tat anytime a fellow transsexual approaches me at work*
bird ❤️ 678 days ago
saw both 222 and 444 today
bird 🎤 678 days ago
#UGLYRIGHTS
bird ❤️ 679 days ago
home is where you drop a duce ✌