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hello friends! i'm bird, and this is my log (my bird-log) (my blog) (lol)

before you keep reading, would you like to kill the cop in your head? :-)

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bird πŸ‘€ 450 days ago

"all your beefs have receipts"

bird πŸ’” 452 days ago

"oof sorry if you heard that / sorry if that made sense"

bird πŸ‘€ 455 days ago

oh the govt says covids over so it is ??? u mean the same govt that did COINTELPRO and controls the police that u hate so much ??? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

bird 🌈 455 days ago

sometimes "not passing" is getting called the wrong pronoun & sometimes it's "you're lying about your genitals so I want you imprisoned"

bird 🌈 455 days ago

sometimes "not passing" is just looking like ur agab and sometimes it's "you don't look like anything recognizable so I want to kill you"

bird πŸ™‚ 455 days ago

love it when men wear predator shirts like you're really telling on yourself huh

bird ❄️ 455 days ago

current sounds: fountain, wind, vehicles

bird 🌈 456 days ago

my sexuality is faggot and my gender is dyke

bird ✨ 457 days ago

0500 A.M. honey jalapeΓ±o chips

bird 😎 460 days ago

ahahahahahahahaha my credit score is 666

bird 🌈 469 days ago

"you cannot kill me in a way that matters"

bird 🌈 471 days ago

happy "cis people telling trans people happy pride month" month

bird 🌈 472 days ago

you: meeting your LTR on Grindr // me: pulling a client off Bumble

bird πŸ“Ί 473 days ago

"backhand full of knuckles"

bird πŸ’€ 473 days ago

g-d grant me the confidence of the dude that just sent me a d*ck pic sitting on the toilet

bird πŸš„ 474 days ago

the more people that trust me to drive their cars the more powerful I become 😈

bird πŸ’€ 475 days ago

no joke I haven't seen a kid under 15 who's been healthy in years. COVID is literally still killing ppl y'all

bird πŸ‘½ 487 days ago

34 hours later, it hit them ........................

bird πŸ”₯ 489 days ago

everyday i log online & i see some fuckin asinine opinion that implies sex work is easy & to those ppl id like to say,,, can i have ur money

bird πŸ’€ 501 days ago

woah rly hard to be fun and quirky when you detest everything about yourself lol

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