"all your beefs have receipts"
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hello friends! i'm bird, and this is my log (my bird-log) (my blog) (lol)
before you keep reading, would you like to kill the cop in your head? :-)
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"oof sorry if you heard that / sorry if that made sense"
oh the govt says covids over so it is ??? u mean the same govt that did COINTELPRO and controls the police that u hate so much ??? π€π€π€π€
sometimes "not passing" is getting called the wrong pronoun & sometimes it's "you're lying about your genitals so I want you imprisoned"
sometimes "not passing" is just looking like ur agab and sometimes it's "you don't look like anything recognizable so I want to kill you"
love it when men wear predator shirts like you're really telling on yourself huh
current sounds: fountain, wind, vehicles
my sexuality is faggot and my gender is dyke
0500 A.M. honey jalapeΓ±o chips
ahahahahahahahaha my credit score is 666
"you cannot kill me in a way that matters"
happy "cis people telling trans people happy pride month" month
you: meeting your LTR on Grindr // me: pulling a client off Bumble
"backhand full of knuckles"
g-d grant me the confidence of the dude that just sent me a d*ck pic sitting on the toilet
the more people that trust me to drive their cars the more powerful I become π
no joke I haven't seen a kid under 15 who's been healthy in years. COVID is literally still killing ppl y'all
34 hours later, it hit them ........................
everyday i log online & i see some fuckin asinine opinion that implies sex work is easy & to those ppl id like to say,,, can i have ur money
woah rly hard to be fun and quirky when you detest everything about yourself lol