Ⓐ // ♡

w(r)ist

in case ur wondering who's hosting the superb bowel party this year ?? it's Me :~)

watching pro wrestling w/ my gf while i do spreadsheets for the books to prisoners program & she conditions my boots 😌

burst into tears just b4 midnight

domestic partners // romantic comrades

*a knowing look at the camera*

g-d's favorite for parking yesterday AND rolled my 4th perfect joint in a row

i keep seeing 555, you know what that means! (change is always happening)

barely caught 333

thinking about calling out tomorrow but also thinking about killing myself so what difference does it make

555 / 222

never not in mourning for the cheese steaks at my old corner store </3

standing on a pile of broken glass, stomping around like it's a pile of leaves

being parked in new jersey is more dangerous than driving in new jersey

0222 (AM)

i used to be mentally ill very loudly and now i try to do it more quietly

222 and 333 and 444 !!!

just laugh-snorted so hard i dislodged a speck of the last dr*g i snootered 😵‍💫

"crisp singles in your area"

thinking about a butch i know who carries nail clippers on her carabineer