It Happened To Me! : Taylor Swift Ruined My Relationship

it takes just as much creativity to be mean as it does to be nice

just wanna be the kind of old person where people are like "damn i wanna be that person when I'm old"

"you are adept at weaponizing incompetence"

LOVVVVEEEEEEEEEE referring to any of my girlfriends as "one of my girlfriends" it makes me feel Unstoppable 😈

at the intersection of identities (ugly and a sex worker)

*rolls up my sleeves to expose my T4T tat anytime a fellow transsexual approaches me at work*

saw both 222 and 444 today

#UGLYRIGHTS

home is where you drop a duce ✌

more like SISSYphean amirite

deciding to lean into extremes!!! only heavy impact play and hot sauce from now on

j*rked o*f so hard it exacerbated my carpal tunnel lmfao

thinking about things, grinding my teeth, biting my nails, picking my skin

bummy bummer bummest

turned off my txt notifications and its been gr8

my friend got fired from the job she got me hired at and now there's 50% less transsexuals here :(((

don't feel bad for being soft, but don't feel bad for being hard, either

magical little time today <333

people pay me to have sex with them in the same breath that mainstream media tells me I'm grotesquely undesirable, full volume juxtaposition