I need to find a playlist of old Adult Swim bumps/blocks. I’m pretty sure the music would put me to sleep better than any melatonin.

Over the fucking moon 💖

The feminine urge to plan a future with someone before you even know if it’s gonna work out. But cozy nights watching horror films 👉🏻👈🏻

Allergies are beating my ass like I owe them money

Writing fanfic in the dark during a heavy storm feels like the way god intended smut to be written

Brinner to lift the spirits. There is nothing that can’t be made better with pancakes

Profoundly sad, down to my bones. I wish things were different.

The cookbook is coming together!

Another year around the sun. I wish I could say I was happy about it.

I wish I could bask in your starlight for just a moment ✨

Can we sit on the porch and watch the rain together?

I miss you most in the dark.

Google: how to put myself into cryosleep for four years on a budget

Down so bad for this man, my better judgement just quit without notice

Google: how to best convince a guy with firm biceps to choke me out. Asking for a friend (the friend is me)

The itch for a new tattoo is strong today

The type of tired that sleep just doesn't fix

The things I'd give for one more day of feeling tiny little paws on my leg asking to play outside.

Still thinkin' about that sustenance goo in the pods from The Matrix. How hard you gotta slurp it through a silly straw, d'you reckon?

Call me Aloe Vera the way I be soothing these sayers.