Can we sit on the porch and watch the rain together?

I miss you most in the dark.

Google: how to put myself into cryosleep for four years on a budget

Down so bad for this man, my better judgement just quit without notice

Google: how to best convince a guy with firm biceps to choke me out. Asking for a friend (the friend is me)

The itch for a new tattoo is strong today

The type of tired that sleep just doesn't fix

The things I'd give for one more day of feeling tiny little paws on my leg asking to play outside.

Still thinkin' about that sustenance goo in the pods from The Matrix. How hard you gotta slurp it through a silly straw, d'you reckon?

Call me Aloe Vera the way I be soothing these sayers.

THS & BBS-P 9Ever

Dreaming about coffee on the front porch and long walks in the park talking about everything and nothing.

I love watching my relationship bar fill up with other people like a sim. Gotta be in top 5 best feelings.

If I don't think about it, maybe it doesn't matter?

Thinking about Raiden's ridiculous handless, naked cartwheels in MGS2. We really don't deserve Kojima.

In my restless dreams I see that town, in 2160P where I can see all of James' sins and Maria's leg hair.

Cute first date idea: lovingly prepared home cooked meal and explaining Metal Gear Solid lore for six hours

After rewatching Aliens, I can't unsee the Slurm queen. She's just making Slurm classic, Ripley's interrupting her production line.

What's with today, today?

It’s all about the pentiums!