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ze0r πŸŒ™ 13 hours ago

The type of tired that sleep just doesn't fix

ze0r ❄️ 26 days ago

The things I'd give for one more day of feeling tiny little paws on my leg asking to play outside.

ze0r πŸ€” 45 days ago

Still thinkin' about that sustenance goo in the pods from The Matrix. How hard you gotta slurp it through a silly straw, d'you reckon?

ze0r 🌱 52 days ago

Call me Aloe Vera the way I be soothing these sayers.

ze0r ❀️ 54 days ago

THS & BBS-P 9Ever

ze0r β˜•οΈ 56 days ago

Dreaming about coffee on the front porch and long walks in the park talking about everything and nothing.

ze0r ✨ 67 days ago

I love watching my relationship bar fill up with other people like a sim. Gotta be in top 5 best feelings.

ze0r πŸŒ™ 76 days ago

If I don't think about it, maybe it doesn't matter?

ze0r πŸ˜‚ 80 days ago

Thinking about Raiden's ridiculous handless, naked cartwheels in MGS2. We really don't deserve Kojima.

ze0r 🀩 80 days ago

In my restless dreams I see that town, in 2160P where I can see all of James' sins and Maria's leg hair.

ze0r ❀️ 87 days ago

Cute first date idea: lovingly prepared home cooked meal and explaining Metal Gear Solid lore for six hours

ze0r πŸ§‹ 89 days ago

After rewatching Aliens, I can't unsee the Slurm queen. She's just making Slurm classic, Ripley's interrupting her production line.

ze0r 🧐 91 days ago

What's with today, today?

ze0r πŸ€– 94 days ago

It’s all about the pentiums!

ze0r ✨ 95 days ago

People that are passionate about things are just, *chefs kiss* my absolute favorite. Yappers of the world, keep yappin'.

ze0r πŸ’» 96 days ago

Domain Expansion: Aggressive Corporate Speak (I hope this e-mail fucks your wife)

ze0r πŸ₯Ί 99 days ago

Do people make Spotify playlists like mix tapes? That honestly sounds so cute.

ze0r ✨ 100 days ago

Domain Expansion: Weaponized Incompetence ( ᐛ )δΊΊ

ze0r πŸ€– 104 days ago

Maintaining my funny persona while I feel like throwing myself into a pit? Now that's what I call Manufactured Alternatively (tm).

ze0r πŸ’€ 104 days ago

It’s a good day to curl up in the dark.

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