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ze0r 🌧️ 13 days ago

Can we sit on the porch and watch the rain together?

ze0r πŸŒ™ 29 days ago

I miss you most in the dark.

ze0r πŸ”₯ 53 days ago

Google: how to put myself into cryosleep for four years on a budget

ze0r πŸ™ƒ 58 days ago

Down so bad for this man, my better judgement just quit without notice

ze0r ❀️ 103 days ago

Google: how to best convince a guy with firm biceps to choke me out. Asking for a friend (the friend is me)

ze0r 🌱 114 days ago

The itch for a new tattoo is strong today

ze0r πŸŒ™ 127 days ago

The type of tired that sleep just doesn't fix

ze0r ❄️ 153 days ago

The things I'd give for one more day of feeling tiny little paws on my leg asking to play outside.

ze0r πŸ€” 172 days ago

Still thinkin' about that sustenance goo in the pods from The Matrix. How hard you gotta slurp it through a silly straw, d'you reckon?

ze0r 🌱 179 days ago

Call me Aloe Vera the way I be soothing these sayers.

ze0r ❀️ 181 days ago

THS & BBS-P 9Ever

ze0r β˜•οΈ 183 days ago

Dreaming about coffee on the front porch and long walks in the park talking about everything and nothing.

ze0r ✨ 194 days ago

I love watching my relationship bar fill up with other people like a sim. Gotta be in top 5 best feelings.

ze0r πŸŒ™ 203 days ago

If I don't think about it, maybe it doesn't matter?

ze0r πŸ˜‚ 206 days ago

Thinking about Raiden's ridiculous handless, naked cartwheels in MGS2. We really don't deserve Kojima.

ze0r 🀩 207 days ago

In my restless dreams I see that town, in 2160P where I can see all of James' sins and Maria's leg hair.

ze0r ❀️ 214 days ago

Cute first date idea: lovingly prepared home cooked meal and explaining Metal Gear Solid lore for six hours

ze0r πŸ§‹ 216 days ago

After rewatching Aliens, I can't unsee the Slurm queen. She's just making Slurm classic, Ripley's interrupting her production line.

ze0r 🧐 218 days ago

What's with today, today?

ze0r πŸ€– 221 days ago

It’s all about the pentiums!

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