It’s all about the pentiums!

People that are passionate about things are just, *chefs kiss* my absolute favorite. Yappers of the world, keep yappin'.

Domain Expansion: Aggressive Corporate Speak (I hope this e-mail fucks your wife)

Do people make Spotify playlists like mix tapes? That honestly sounds so cute.

Domain Expansion: Weaponized Incompetence ( ᐛ )人

Maintaining my funny persona while I feel like throwing myself into a pit? Now that's what I call Manufactured Alternatively (tm).

It’s a good day to curl up in the dark.

Late nights scrawling in the dark means big sips of the speedy bean juice in the daylight.

Like The Arctic Monkeys said, maybe I just wanna be yours.

I'm not saying Gege's about to be forgiven for all of his crimes, but he does have the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable.

Now this is podracing.

In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!

Gonna add professional yearner to my resume, maybe companies have corporate leagues and they need someone with years of experience like me.

Do you think Mothman gives forehead kisses?

If I go enough days without sleep, maybe I'll unlock my super powers?

somebody said Gojo taking off his blindfold is his equivalent of a panty shot and I haven't stopped thinking abt it since.

There was a status here, it's gone now.

So eepy, just a sleebgy lil' guy.