Rewatching my 600lb and remembering that time I trained a foreign grad student to say "hello" like Dr. Now bc that was simply how I greeted

Tfw a yt video randomly drops the real purpose of life. (To learn that all we need is the spiritual and to not depend on the physical)

Woke up again. If I'm still here it must be because someone wants to play my game in the future, so I must make it. YIPEE!~

*expands your cache* idgaf. Until it crashes I'm going to keep adding shit to the cache.

The NEET decides that he is an entrepreneur and that divinity is his employer and sustenance.

I finally realized its not that successful people don't have empathy it's that they don't enable victim complexes.

I prayed to the angel of money last night and he also fixed all my bugs and made me donate at the dps.

Yeah I'll donate money but not my organs

Noooo why is donating to charity so embarrassing the lady was like wow is that $100? I was like yeah...and she said ppl usually just do $1

Noooo I dont want to develop telepathic and telekenetic powers I just want to release a game

Annoying perfectionistic polishing bits and bobs: I simply put it in the backlog and pretend I didn't see it.

*picks up an esoteric text* "It is alleged that you can create artificial life with this practice" Welp, if you see a humunculous its mine

Everyone is actually two people. But one of you is mute and can only speak in feelings.

Heehee game breaking bug that I have no idea what caused it or where it came from... solution? I simply roll it back

I got a taste of that divine light and I see what it means to be a light unto the world now... I want to be that kind of light. Amazed...

Paid $250 for a very high iq man to roast me and 10 years of trauma just lifted. Best money I ever spent. absolutely awestruck rn

Realizing you're stupid is just the beginning of realizing you're stupid.

Isn't it strange that my mysterious illness seems to only let up enough for me to pursue my dream career or it comes back in full force

Do not chase perfection. Chase joy and authenticity

Oh no who will take care of me when im old? Uh, same people who took care of me when I was sick: doctors, nurses, home caretakers I hired.