Adulthood starts when you realize you dont need to waste your time thinking about people who hurt you.

SATAN KEEPS SENDING THINGS TO TRY AND KILL ME!! survived a historic blizzard, and antibiotic resistant infection, and now mold AGAIN in 2026

I do be homeless again (at hotel due to asthma attacks from mold)

Over engineering the safety protocols of my site... because a. I'm a virgo, b. Generalized Anxiety and OCD c. I'm a control freak or d. I'm

It's hard and scary don't make me learn network engineering and cyber security!

You're joking me... I have to learn Redis and RPC?!? Please I just wanted to make a cute anime girl app

Me: "Why hasn't anyone made this yet?" Me: *Starts coding it* Me: oh, that's why.

Monthly insurance bill was so expensive Rocket Money sent me an email about it though lmao

Er bill was only $54 oh yeah thats a win, boys

What if i made the acronym "piss" 😂😭

Coding at 58% lung efficiency LMFAO dude imagine how cracked id be at 100%

I dont half ass anything. I provide the full ass, and nothing but the ass.

Dude its art you can do whatever you want

Man was not made to be enslaved by an algorithm, the algorithm was made to serve man.

Be crazy because a pendulum cant ensnare a target it cant predict.

*squints* this college drop out has to learn AES GCM encryption for a got dang hobbyist site... youre asking too much of me, man

Got morphine the other day at the ER. 2 antibiotics failed. Last one seems to be working. I'm still here, bitches

The source of creativity is man's quest to avoid copyright infringement.

Dude I am so fucking exhausted and I barely did anything... must be the 49 sleep score.

But could a billionaire do this?! *makes art*