Noooo I dont want to develop telepathic and telekenetic powers I just want to release a game

Annoying perfectionistic polishing bits and bobs: I simply put it in the backlog and pretend I didn't see it.

*picks up an esoteric text* "It is alleged that you can create artificial life with this practice" Welp, if you see a humunculous its mine

Everyone is actually two people. But one of you is mute and can only speak in feelings.

Heehee game breaking bug that I have no idea what caused it or where it came from... solution? I simply roll it back

I got a taste of that divine light and I see what it means to be a light unto the world now... I want to be that kind of light. Amazed...

Paid $250 for a very high iq man to roast me and 10 years of trauma just lifted. Best money I ever spent. absolutely awestruck rn

Realizing you're stupid is just the beginning of realizing you're stupid.

Isn't it strange that my mysterious illness seems to only let up enough for me to pursue my dream career or it comes back in full force

Do not chase perfection. Chase joy and authenticity

Oh no who will take care of me when im old? Uh, same people who took care of me when I was sick: doctors, nurses, home caretakers I hired.

Remembering that time I passed a Japanese coding interview in c++ while unknowingly suffering from black mold, sleep apnea and long covid

Acceptance of being stupid is the beginning of all wisdom

Illness is the initiation into the spiritual world

Me: *learns secret occult ancient practices* cool how can I use it to get better at art

Getting to be the age where anything goes at the ER

Whenever you think empathy is weakness, i just think about how many criminals are caught because they cant fathom what others are thinking.

There are as many bugs as there are stars in the sky

Wow people showboating and bragging about a luxury hotel that costed less than the hotel I stayed at for an emergency medical appt.

To live your life "right" and still have a life you're ashamed of and want to escape is some real fucking bullshit