Free hotel upgrade AND premier access?! Have we considered the possibility I might be TOO attractive?

Owning people on Reddit by using curiousity and kindness so they see how stupid they look attacking me.

Me: i wonder what he thinks of this Me: wait I don't need anyone's permission to do anything

I think if the teenage me knew the bs artsy fartsy projects I'm working on I'd think I was rich

Me and my loser complex are going to the store, y'all want anything?

Wait.... this anime genuinely kinda slaps

Literally choked on my food laughing so hard. What does it mean if my favorite comedy is unintentionally bad writing

Please let the idiot loser in the anime stay! He is my self insert!

New feature idea. To leave a comment on my future website will cost you $1. To leave a hateful comment will cost you $50.

Poor financially but rich in my inner world. Poor health wise too. Oh and Poor socially. Poor in basically all the ways that matter.

Hi art tablet its me its 2am ive come to visit

I cancelled $3,131 of yearly charges in subscriptions to fund my $599.41 of development fees, so technically I made a profit of $2,532.

I'VE PAID MORE IN LAWYER FEES DEFENDING MYSELF FROM A STUPID DOCTOR THAN I HAVE FOR MY HOBBYIST WEBSITE?!?! HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Angel: "hey, hey, hey isn't the ratio of suffering to joy kinda off on this human?" God: "I'm bored."

yeah i'll push anything

The fact that this extremely talented and successful writer is getting disdain and criticism on Reddit comments is insane

Ah fuck I forgot what I dreamed about last night HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PRACTICE JUNGIAN PSYCHOLOGY

*writing a full crud app with unique display names and email registration* because why not

I lied its not meaningful I dont care about it at all please don't take it away

Well thats the whole point innit? The symbols are collectively shared, you don't need to look them up to "make sure" you're using them right