what people don't understand is that you can still "hold hands" even if you don't have any. do not play with me

i was super tired. then i ated tatoes and peas

that was the quickest doctor appointment of my life. the general consensus: healed good. congrat! (positive)

lately it's animal crossing curly mouthwashing in my brain and dreams

i love you antonio.....

wonder if we'll get antonio's letter leak on wednesday...

Fucked Up Oatmeal? we'll see...

time to eat a metric fuckton. and then? buddy i'm webfishing

played 4 hours of runescape. i don't even play runescape

i just ate so damn much

not ideal

it's gonna be okay

what a thought puzzle of a man. divisive.

low iodine diet will be the death of me and i haven't even started it yet. i can't even name the amount of things i can't have dude

potatoes and a nap is what i want

hour and a half call with people who want me to show up on a geiger counter

the state of my internet for literal days has made me want to wring someone's neck

i love hot noodles so much

art of curly apologizing to anya is peak

i hate twitter