ay! ayayay (happy splatfest/splat3 anniversary to everyone who celebrates it! anyways BIG MAN SWEEEEEEP)

I keep forgetting to change the goodamn emoji

“im depressed. heres 100 posts in a row about how every celebrity is actually Bad and the world is-” shut UP shut up pls for everyones sake

wrong emoji. anyways yeah if that bastard ever pees on my work table again I’m gonna shave his stupid furry ass from head to tail

if that bastard ever pees on my work table again I’m gonna shave his stupid furry ass from head to tail

i love writing emotionally devastating things happening to characters i love

voted #1 most sad and pathetic employee of the year (i haven’t even worked here for a year)

can I sit and worry about the future in PEACE goddamn. 14 days of being stuck in a small house with my mother i have to get out of here

first two days of college survived. boss almost gave me a heart attack yesterday and my sleep schedule is wack as usual

oohhh nervous nervous. ppl are always dying on that side of the family I just hope it’s nobody close to me specifically. cant handle that rn

why does every celeb/popular internet person have to end up being a creep/shitty person. like can't you just be a normal and decent human

“so why are you so into the haunted mansion” thats the menthol illness luv

fuck team vanilla. I love the ice cream irl but fuck yall

taking a college placement test wish me luuuuuck

taking psychic damage every time i look at how expensive embroidery machines are. also it turns out the software is expensive too wtffff

also just properly checked out spacehey for the first time and i gotta say. what the actual hell is wrong with some of you people

oifjgkfjgk tfw you get an email that someone liked your cringy fanfic from when you were like 12 that you’re trying to forget about

i hate you summer weather i hate you humidity i hate you sweating i hate you mosquitos FUCK YOU SUMMERTIME. except summer fruits you stay

fuckin hate anarchy battlers man. this is turf war you gotta INK THE TURF not RUN STRAIGHT INTO THE OTHER TEAM also BOOYAH BACK RUDE ASSES

shoutout to the two girls who came into my job and paid for a $61 purchase with 27 single bills. i would ban you from the store if i could