how did i only realize i didnt change into my work pants from sweatpants after i got home and went to change into my pjs??? lmao??????

yeah it’s okay guys i don’t mind not getting to go out with yall because I forgot I had a shift you go have fun its totally fine (in tears)

its my birthday :] im 21 (no i havent had any alcohol yet ok idc. its yucky)

me sharing ridiculously long posts about my ocs knowing nobody gaf 🤡 it’s not even showing up in any tumblr tags yall it’s wubbover for me

bye buddy, hope you enjoyed being the spoiled little man you were. we love you

TEAM PAST W GOOD GAME EVERYONE!!! i forgot to spend my 52 CONCH SHELLS and im pissed but yay we won

tfw youve been taking your meds at the wrong time of day for the past 6 years

HAPPY 55TH TO THE HAUNTED MANSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SPOOKY HOUSE AND SILLY GHOSTS

please be okay dawggg I cannot handle this much bad this close together

(through tears) fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we b

i guess you could say it's so joever (calling all USA bitches. please survive)

context for prev: goofy and the muppet versions are the only acceptable jacob marley iterations all the other ones can catch these HANDS

if I have to see another reaction image of that crusty-ass chained up freak im gonna start biting people. hes been ruined for me

houghchb. oughhgfvh. aughbhghk < decided to eat condensed milk that expired 3 years ago yesterday

hahaaa nothing like being reminded of a shitty person you were trying to forget the very existence of. fun

I HATE UNITY I HATE UNITY I HATE UNITY I H

idc if youre literally neurodivergent and a minor youre annoyiiiiiing can you not relate everything to your ocs for all of 2 seconds

oh sure yall can lash out and be irritable when YOURE stressed but when i express any sort of annoyance then I'M cranky and unreasonable. ok

why are you coming into *my* dms to talk shit about my best friend……….

being an empath sucks ASS bro what do u mean my friends being upset also makes me too upset to help them feel better