is it really finals week if you dont spend the last day working on your project until 4 am

tfw the roleplay goes so horrifically off the rails that we have to retcon the whole session and write a new ending

bro ofc the whole college girl gang sits at the table next to me. girl this cafeteria is EMPPTYYYYY

GRRGH i dont want to be interacted with (irl). i dont. i dont want to be talked to leave me aloooone

idek how to respond to all this. like. i did what i could so im just gonna continue with my life ig. i have work later. what else can i do

how did i only realize i didnt change into my work pants from sweatpants after i got home and went to change into my pjs??? lmao??????

yeah it’s okay guys i don’t mind not getting to go out with yall because I forgot I had a shift you go have fun its totally fine (in tears)

its my birthday :] im 21 (no i havent had any alcohol yet ok idc. its yucky)

me sharing ridiculously long posts about my ocs knowing nobody gaf 🤡 it’s not even showing up in any tumblr tags yall it’s wubbover for me

bye buddy, hope you enjoyed being the spoiled little man you were. we love you

TEAM PAST W GOOD GAME EVERYONE!!! i forgot to spend my 52 CONCH SHELLS and im pissed but yay we won

tfw youve been taking your meds at the wrong time of day for the past 6 years

HAPPY 55TH TO THE HAUNTED MANSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SPOOKY HOUSE AND SILLY GHOSTS

please be okay dawggg I cannot handle this much bad this close together

(through tears) fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we b

i guess you could say it's so joever (calling all USA bitches. please survive)

context for prev: goofy and the muppet versions are the only acceptable jacob marley iterations all the other ones can catch these HANDS

if I have to see another reaction image of that crusty-ass chained up freak im gonna start biting people. hes been ruined for me

houghchb. oughhgfvh. aughbhghk < decided to eat condensed milk that expired 3 years ago yesterday

hahaaa nothing like being reminded of a shitty person you were trying to forget the very existence of. fun