noooo my phone chain….. i mean I saw it coming, it was pretty cheap and already stretched out, but… mannnn…

not to jinx it, but I think- or at least hope- things are looking up for me 🤞

WHY ARE YOU TAKING YOUR STUPID LOUD CAR OUT IN THE SNOW I HOPE YOU SLIDE ON ICE AND TOTAL IT. ASSHOLE

I will win you over with my pathetic submissiveness and irritatingly high level of empathy. and desperation

GUYS ITS OK!! we have now spoken for the first time in 8 years of mutualship this is epic

i am brute forcing my way through life because It Will Get Better. it has to. better start getting better soon though fuck this

hey asshole (affectionate) are you dead or no. i see you responding to tagged posts (please please please)

why does terrible shit always happen the day AFTER therapy. jesus

nothing like being on sui watch for one of your tumblr mutuals. who is very enthusiastic about death. augh

new petition: make it legal in [my town] to hunt muscle car owners for sport. maybe even in the whole state. a girl can dream

yknow I went to the end car SPECIFICALLY because I thought I would be alone. tell me why like 5 people just got on. @least theyre not chatty

still processing the fact I almost got hit by a fucking car earlier. like im fine physically but holy fuck man. can sth good happen for once

oh my god i am so fucking tired of reading about ai is that what all the material in this class is gonna be focused on i cant stand it

why do all the big groups have to gather next to me specifically. like oh there’s this lonely loser in the corner here it’s the perfect spot

KITTY WANT A BREAK FROM IT ALL. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PL < drama queen

nothin like waking up to news that one of your fav youtubers is wiping her channel. like good for her in starting anew ig but. :(

to the pretty frutiger aero novabeast in promised futures: you seem cool im sorry my mic was trash please come back. from: that lobster dog

classmate said I am a very talented writer after reading my shitty essay. god knew I’d be too powerful if I could actually finish a project

ahhh yes. nothing like a 1 year expired granola bar at 11 pm for dinner. i am a healthy and normal individual

ah yes my favorite dinner once again. western style chicken legs with rice variation #12. just what i wanted today /s