just got jumpscared by my dead name...

these boys are so sweet, i think in getting cavities

rose landry <333 look, if Shane's not gonna date her, i totally will

i love my mom and bribling <3

it is... wild stumbling across a fic you orphaned when browsing ao3

walking my dog

I forget hypoallergenic dogs aren't truly hypoallergenic until I bathe mine and can't breathe lol

walked my dog for 37 minutes

apparently, those tiny plastic babies you can buy in bulk on amazon are for baby showers? i dont know what to do with this knowledge....

I get homophobic when a fictional couple acts too cute... tbf I also get heterophobic... im just allergic to sappy shit (still read it tho)

i always forget how much i love that zesty doctor from the matilda musical. he's spitting facts and serving while doing it

i am wallowing in the soup of despair

wish "time of the month" meant turning into a wolf or something, not whatever this shit is :(

shame is a sticky feeling

it is weird asf to be asked "whats ur buy-in for living" by ur therapist, but i guess that where im at rn *shrug*

when i sleep with my hair wet, it's always a gamble. will i look absolutely ridiculous , or will i wake up to a no effort style

I put the "fun" in executive dysfunction

Every day you live is a worthwhile step in your journey through life

would it be "they-dies and them-tlemen" or "they-dies and gentle-them(s)"? food for though

just got a really nice compliment and i think i might cry??