tasmanische-teufel

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please pretend my name says "tasmanischer-teufel" i was half asleep when i set it and didn't notice it was wrong :,[

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tasmanische-teufel 🫖 9 days ago

i dont bathe often, but when i do, i want it to be hot. i want to be boiled like a lobster

tasmanische-teufel 🌧️ 11 days ago

i remember every major or minor mistake i make, vividly. i really, really wish i didnt...

tasmanische-teufel 🐶 12 days ago

i love my dog. he's a pretty, itty bitty nuisance, but i love him nonetheless

tasmanische-teufel 🔥 12 days ago

got a fever, i think. but i have two tests today, so we ball

tasmanische-teufel 💀 13 days ago

someone complimented me on my messy porcupine hair... it's just like this bc i slept with it wet

tasmanische-teufel 😡 13 days ago

We had the nicest sub today, but everyone was bothering her :\

tasmanische-teufel 🙃 14 days ago

hate that my brain's immediate reaction to any negative emotion is: 'welp, guess you should die then'

tasmanische-teufel 🌱 14 days ago

a good reminder: if you're alive, you're succeeding. things can always get better if you give it a chance

tasmanische-teufel ❤️ 15 days ago

It's awkward having to do "how much do you wanna kill yourself today?" check ins with someone, but it's also nice having someone know, yknow

tasmanische-teufel 😶 17 days ago

I live in constant fear of having broken some unspoken social convention

tasmanische-teufel 💀 18 days ago

just realised my username here is misspelled. if you are a native german speaker, pretend it's not....

tasmanische-teufel 🍞 18 days ago

Never understood the appeal of pb&j before now. But this sammich is pretty freaking good (though, its almond butter)

tasmanische-teufel 😱 18 days ago

Les Mis has 656k words. And to think I was considering reading it in prep for seeing the musical lol. I still might read it after tho

tasmanische-teufel 💤 18 days ago

making flashcards is such a chore. sure, it'll benefit me in the long run, but why do i have to make *effort* to see a result :(

tasmanische-teufel 😱 21 days ago

Got a heart dissection in bio tomorrow. I probably won't faint or puke, but the possibility that I could makes me nervous

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