not even a shop vac can save this dishwasher

i just break shit on my ugly website and eat goldfish

why does my dishwasher have to flood at the most inopportune times

Actually... drawing is about confronting that you aren't mentally capable of the same things as the general public

gig ner ale

going to sleep at 9 pm on a sunday. peace and bliss

waiting 4 the edible to hit

did u kno status.cafe loads on the DSi web browser!!!!!!!!!!!

waht do u MEAN the stray.land domain is 50/yr that is basically a costco membership

*thru gritted teeth* u have to learn from consequences..... it has meaning if u learn from it....

it's always 'SOMEone woke up on the wrong side of the bed 🙄🙄' until it happens to you

20 mins into the planned power outage and i already forgot & opened the fridge -_-

I AM THE GRAND NECROMANCER OF GOOGLE PIXEL 3As (64gb unlocked)

succumbed to a 3 hr nap & woke up to my phone not turning on -_____-

erm... what the scalchop??? lol.....

why are the format and eject options right next to each other in the windows context menu for ejectable media

WAR NEVER CHANGES

just met the 2938284th person who grimaced at my art but quickly switched to a polite smile

eons behind my peers as usual

posting this from netscape navigator 9 holy moly