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i meet someone -> im 'cheesed' to meet them -> there is not enough evidence to make the charges stick -> the case goes cold -> i meet someone -> im 'cheesed' to meet them ->

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strayland 🌈 1 day ago

doing things that needed to get done that were NOT on the to do list should not feel productive

strayland 🌙 2 days ago

three energy drinks in one day and i still took a nap

strayland 🙂 5 days ago

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE TO COOK CHICKPEAS FIRST!!!!!!?!?

strayland 🙃 7 days ago

how is a single sentence work email capable of such brutality

strayland ☀️ 8 days ago

fuckkkk -________- my stupid baka life

strayland ✈️ 10 days ago

not even a shop vac can save this dishwasher

strayland ☀️ 14 days ago

i just break shit on my ugly website and eat goldfish

strayland ✨ 14 days ago

why does my dishwasher have to flood at the most inopportune times

strayland ☀️ 15 days ago

Actually... drawing is about confronting that you aren't mentally capable of the same things as the general public

strayland 🙃 16 days ago

going to sleep at 9 pm on a sunday. peace and bliss

strayland 🍙 17 days ago

waiting 4 the edible to hit

strayland 🙂 18 days ago

did u kno status.cafe loads on the DSi web browser!!!!!!!!!!!

strayland ☀️ 19 days ago

waht do u MEAN the stray.land domain is 50/yr that is basically a costco membership

strayland ✈️ 20 days ago

*thru gritted teeth* u have to learn from consequences..... it has meaning if u learn from it....

strayland 🙂 20 days ago

it's always 'SOMEone woke up on the wrong side of the bed 🙄🙄' until it happens to you

strayland ☀️ 21 days ago

20 mins into the planned power outage and i already forgot & opened the fridge -_-

strayland 📱 22 days ago

I AM THE GRAND NECROMANCER OF GOOGLE PIXEL 3As (64gb unlocked)

strayland ✨ 22 days ago

succumbed to a 3 hr nap & woke up to my phone not turning on -_____-

strayland ☀️ 22 days ago

erm... what the scalchop??? lol.....

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