it's always 'SOMEone woke up on the wrong side of the bed 🙄🙄' until it happens to you

20 mins into the planned power outage and i already forgot & opened the fridge -_-

I AM THE GRAND NECROMANCER OF GOOGLE PIXEL 3As (64gb unlocked)

succumbed to a 3 hr nap & woke up to my phone not turning on -_____-

erm... what the scalchop??? lol.....

why are the format and eject options right next to each other in the windows context menu for ejectable media

WAR NEVER CHANGES

just met the 2938284th person who grimaced at my art but quickly switched to a polite smile

eons behind my peers as usual

posting this from netscape navigator 9 holy moly

chrissy breakfast smelling... quite foul