@ me: don't become violently self-destructive because of RSD challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Why do people say "clean as a whistle"? Whistles aren't clean, they've had people's mouths on them...

does Vinny vinesauce actually enjoy any media

reminder that "-slop", "-maxxing", "-pilled" and even more alpha slang are fascist dogwhistles normalized and implanted

just found the tiniest spider on my desk... smaller than an ant it looked likme a crumb... i put it outside

it's kinda screwed up that they advertise on channels for baby shows. like they market to us as early as possible

I hate the neopets plot!!! I hate you void within

had to hop off socials again today. Feeling really weird and unwell overall so idk what that's all about. Hopefully it stops soon

woodpecker hammering on the raingutter outside... What are you trying to accomplish

I can't stop drinking crude oil

Your honor, League of Legends

me and bakura we will have our revenge him and me will take your leather pants

suddenly feeling scared, unsure why

hate how dating sims always take place in high school. I don't wanna go back there

why are people so thirsty for the skull mask dude from call of duty

god damn it they're redoing the carousel of progress and now john is probably going to shill chatgpt and alexa

I wish I could get into Pikmin Bloom but I cannot leave my house

I miss ratboy genius. I wish the creator weren't an antivax conspiracy freak

yummy yummy yum making pizza's so much fun

I think a horseshoe crab would be a good friend.