homer of a lonely bart...

I'm completely fineked

[to the tune of chicken dance] watch me naenae watch me whip watch me naenae watch me whip watch me naenae watch me whip now weewee dance

summer sale tomorrow... scared

don't be racist, I am a building

watched Backrooms and it was really neat

really really hate how casually and callously "kys" gets thrown around

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WH

I detest the term "friendslop" so goddamn much for so many reasons

oh nein... meine airpods... scheiße... meine airpods...

mario when he's gardening: let's-a hoe!!!

Why do people say "clean as a whistle"? Whistles aren't clean, they've had people's mouths on them...

does Vinny vinesauce actually enjoy any media

just found the tiniest spider on my desk... smaller than an ant it looked likme a crumb... i put it outside

it's kinda screwed up that they advertise on channels for baby shows. like they market to us as early as possible

I hate the neopets plot!!! I hate you void within

had to hop off socials again today. Feeling really weird and unwell overall so idk what that's all about. Hopefully it stops soon

woodpecker hammering on the raingutter outside... What are you trying to accomplish

I can't stop drinking crude oil

Your honor, League of Legends