what's on your plate ? cheese and chapati! <3 what's on your plate? aahababababahhahda abbaha daa

has anyone made friends through status cafe? has anyone ever found love through status.cafe?? hmm..

what if a girl was a loser? and she was 21

wait. i'm a loser

i feel like young morrissey

good times for a change... see the life i've haaad could make a good man turn baaaddd

wait i just finally got enough status updates on here that my page scrolls. omg. christened.

can someone teach me html / css ong i suck

i miss my zackie

i feel like josh slavery

is anyone reading this. hi

are you allowed to swear on here

i love statuscafe. i used to spam genius xeets to my 30 followers before elon made twitter unusable. now i'm free

watched a movie for the first time in like 2 months yesterday and now i cant stop watching movies. did like 5 in 2 days. i'm 21

i love my laptop so much.

beating myself up i'm with the violence

feel like i'm squidward

so please please please. let me let me let me..

i keep noticing coincidences

watching eyes wide shut. this IS some visionary shit. tom cruise was so fit...