i love zackie !!!!!

bro like literally how do i change how the cursor looks on my page this is not funny

my heart aches

i wish i could add <script> stuff to my status cafe page. i would add a music player with a good playlist...

im faded off the prayer #alhamdulillah

i'm on level 58 of ice age village on ipad

if people got paid for being goated at animal crossing i would be rich and if people got paid for being pure of heart i would be rich

what's on your plate ? cheese and chapati! <3 what's on your plate? aahababababahhahda abbaha daa

has anyone made friends through status cafe? has anyone ever found love through status.cafe?? hmm..

what if a girl was a loser? and she was 21

wait. i'm a loser

i feel like young morrissey

good times for a change... see the life i've haaad could make a good man turn baaaddd

wait i just finally got enough status updates on here that my page scrolls. omg. christened.

can someone teach me html / css ong i suck

i miss my zackie

i feel like josh slavery

is anyone reading this. hi

are you allowed to swear on here

i love statuscafe. i used to spam genius xeets to my 30 followers before elon made twitter unusable. now i'm free