Just mistook the second L for a C when I read “Laptop Locks” and had to do a double take.

👲Save me little chinese boy, little chinese boy save me…

Finally ate and drank something and I no longer feel like a shriveled, dying raisin!

Finally took off those scrubs so I no longer look like an inflated smurf. I think even the shirt was too big when i looked in the mirror.

I hope my supervisor doesn’t realize that the pant scrubs I took are like a size or two too large for me.

Think i heard my wrist snap crackle and pop

Stretching my wrist is helping. Thank god.

I spent 25% of my life trying to crimp a wire and now my hand is hurting. At least I’m successful after my 3rd try.

It had just occurred to me that “im gonna start stroking it” isnt a normal thing to say to people.

My neurons are being sooooo typical right now. 😀

Rocking back and forth in the corner of my enclosure. Rocking back and forth in the corner of my enclosure. Rocking back and forth in the co

I have played these games before!!!! 😭 I said I have played 😭 these games ☝️ before!!! 🗣️ /ref

Forgot to wear a belt today. Gonna have to incrementally pull my pants up

My hand cream creamed at me and released a fat fucking dollop on my palm and I had to use it as lotion on my arms to not waste it.

Brain is soup atm…

I come to this one coffee shop so often that the barista knows me by my name now. It freaks me out lowkey

My brother just asked me why I’m built like a pug.

Every time there’s a bald head within my vicinity I get tempted to place my palm on it and ponder it like an orb.

Deactivated my art twitter. Good riddance.

I am once again nervous ✨