sivonratmeat

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Adult | Normal (Self-Diagnosed) | Aspiring death row executioner | Professional boob eater | Devourer of colonies | “Helicopter HogLord”.

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sivonratmeat 😱 463 days ago

Feeling really distracted rn

sivonratmeat 💀 464 days ago

Just mistook the second L for a C when I read “Laptop Locks” and had to do a double take.

sivonratmeat 🥹 464 days ago

👲Save me little chinese boy, little chinese boy save me…

sivonratmeat 🍞 465 days ago

Finally ate and drank something and I no longer feel like a shriveled, dying raisin!

sivonratmeat 🌈 465 days ago

Finally took off those scrubs so I no longer look like an inflated smurf. I think even the shirt was too big when i looked in the mirror.

sivonratmeat 🤐 465 days ago

I hope my supervisor doesn’t realize that the pant scrubs I took are like a size or two too large for me.

sivonratmeat 💀 465 days ago

Think i heard my wrist snap crackle and pop

sivonratmeat 😭 465 days ago

Stretching my wrist is helping. Thank god.

sivonratmeat 💻 465 days ago

I spent 25% of my life trying to crimp a wire and now my hand is hurting. At least I’m successful after my 3rd try.

sivonratmeat 👽 466 days ago

It had just occurred to me that “im gonna start stroking it” isnt a normal thing to say to people.

sivonratmeat 💀 466 days ago

My neurons are being sooooo typical right now. 😀

sivonratmeat 🙃 466 days ago

Rocking back and forth in the corner of my enclosure. Rocking back and forth in the corner of my enclosure. Rocking back and forth in the co

sivonratmeat 💀 466 days ago

I have played these games before!!!! 😭 I said I have played 😭 these games ☝️ before!!! 🗣️ /ref

sivonratmeat 💀 467 days ago

Forgot to wear a belt today. Gonna have to incrementally pull my pants up

sivonratmeat 😭 470 days ago

My hand cream creamed at me and released a fat fucking dollop on my palm and I had to use it as lotion on my arms to not waste it.

sivonratmeat ☕️ 472 days ago

I come to this one coffee shop so often that the barista knows me by my name now. It freaks me out lowkey

sivonratmeat 💀 475 days ago

My brother just asked me why I’m built like a pug.

sivonratmeat 💡 477 days ago

Every time there’s a bald head within my vicinity I get tempted to place my palm on it and ponder it like an orb.

sivonratmeat 💻 478 days ago

Deactivated my art twitter. Good riddance.

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