not wearing obnoxiously dark red lipstick for once

i just jugged a band director

so i'll wait for you and i'll burn

paronychia! fantastic. i can feel my heartbeat in my finger

today is the day i met you

"you have hiccups so someone's talking about you right now" - granma

put me out of my misery, Now!

nail polish (shade) im using is called "fearless mahogany". grandma said my hair makes me look like a "mahogany fox". i am john mahogany

also, sbr confirmed! might not kill myself after all!

god forbid a girl wants to take an assignment seriously

sometimes i think i might hate you, maybe you just wanna be me

i wonder how long it would take for everyone to notice if i just stopped talking

sooner or later it's over, i just don't want to miss you tonight

referring to the hit song abbey from the album lush by mitski, some of you were not born waiting and it shows

but sometimes my arms bend back

having a song stuck in my head until it feels punishing to actually listen to it

wish i could take away the pain of existing as a human being who regularly talks to me from everyone

im not the one you want babe, im not the one you need

men that fall under the category of otacon from metal gear solid

maybe i should whip out some more kentucky incest jokes