master chief is now gay, black & disabled

get really stoned. drink wet cement

bangs do a good job of covering up the lobotomy stitches

dont ask me who i am i will name everyone i knew

my social studies teacher used " XD " in an email. love this guy

maybe for you there's a tomorrow

i hope i can see my old friends someday and instead of being all rotten bitter we will bloom in the light of the past and laugh

the fungus is about to begin

relapsing after 2 months like a champ

luigi house but it mansion

not wearing obnoxiously dark red lipstick for once

i just jugged a band director

so i'll wait for you and i'll burn

paronychia! fantastic. i can feel my heartbeat in my finger

today is the day i met you

"you have hiccups so someone's talking about you right now" - granma

put me out of my misery, Now!

nail polish (shade) im using is called "fearless mahogany". grandma said my hair makes me look like a "mahogany fox". i am john mahogany

also, sbr confirmed! might not kill myself after all!

god forbid a girl wants to take an assignment seriously