do you think king-sized sheets are called presidential-sized in england? i should have a tweeter account.

girls and electrical towers are often easily confused

i wish i was a boy and western european and i would drink beer on boats across france

abraham lincoln once said, "if you're a racist, i will attack you with the north."

who'dda thunk it ?

i did not mind the taste of the eucharist

done playing through the new order for the 4th time, the old blood for the 2nd time. now she new on my colossus til i woke

master chief is now gay, black & disabled

get really stoned. drink wet cement

bangs do a good job of covering up the lobotomy stitches

dont ask me who i am i will name everyone i knew

my social studies teacher used " XD " in an email. love this guy

maybe for you there's a tomorrow

i hope i can see my old friends someday and instead of being all rotten bitter we will bloom in the light of the past and laugh

the fungus is about to begin

relapsing after 2 months like a champ

luigi house but it mansion

not wearing obnoxiously dark red lipstick for once

i just jugged a band director

so i'll wait for you and i'll burn