even the samurai are eating slop ?! bushido has fallen...

wasn't gonna drink tonight but i'm missing bin weevils like a mf

im an obese immigrant from guatemala and this is my tweet

minty fresh and mighty focused

they were actually seen dating eachother on a fortnite stream with kai cenat

please do expand your horizons beyond kmfdm megalomaniac if it makes you feel " cunt "

my weekends are genuinely just sad

should i go visit papa smurf he lives 5 mins away from my mushroom

i think ill go completely nonverbal

do you think king-sized sheets are called presidential-sized in england? i should have a tweeter account.

girls and electrical towers are often easily confused

i wish i was a boy and western european and i would drink beer on boats across france

abraham lincoln once said, "if you're a racist, i will attack you with the north."

who'dda thunk it ?

i did not mind the taste of the eucharist

done playing through the new order for the 4th time, the old blood for the 2nd time. now she new on my colossus til i woke

master chief is now gay, black & disabled

get really stoned. drink wet cement

bangs do a good job of covering up the lobotomy stitches

dont ask me who i am i will name everyone i knew