cucumber mayo sandwich 🔛🔝

my beautiful gpa vs my 1-star pull from the random groupmate gacha

when my token male friend says something gross about women and i have to take him out back and behead him

the purpose of discord is to transfer files between your phone and computer. Everything else is evil

i don't know why my shrine is getting referrers from t.co but i hope the twitter tweeters enjoy my gushing about my favorite tv white woman

when you google a professor so hard that you find her south park fanfiction from 2009 #ok

happy international women's day 🤍

many feelings right now. few of them good but it's ok because i can make the bad ones bearable in a mortification of the flesh kind of way

personal pet peeve is when people attach their unfunny memes to product reviews instead of actual pics of the thing

12-yr-old me would find 21-yr-old me so cool for maining an idolmaster itabag for school. i’m not sure whether that’s heartening or gross

couponmaxxing 😼

i'm swinging my feet and giggling at her ugly little bitmoji homunculus that looks nothing like her. God why did you introduce her to me if we can never be together

i may be at my uni of choice but my brother goes to school with a minor celebrity on blueberry inflation youtube. so who's really winning

fishmonger was out of sea urchins... grr... *snarls*

you & me = um?

noo little 13-year-old with unsupervised internet access... don't become emotionally invested in online drama with people you'll never meet

also it's my dog's 13th birthday. she's old enough to have twitter now... but i won't let her...

i send one e-mail and need a week to recover

when the sleep is disordered

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