got a grant that covers the rest of my tuition ^o^ no college debt we all cheered

my webdev prof used ai to generate the final ... like a 5th of the questions had only wrong answers ... faang employee btw im so annoyed

i hate it when the expensive shampoo is actually really nice. now i have to buy it again...

i’ll start worrying about women into astrology when they start using their brand of woowoo to perpetuate actual harm like fgm/child marriage

got a really good deal on yellowtail today. i had some as sashimi and portioned the rest for later. life is so good. tomorrow i'll do nigiri

i dont even play video games anymore unless i can make my yumeship in them. senlissa the world

put paint thinner in my old contact lens solution bottle (the squirt cap is convenient). nothing could possibly go wrong

cucumber mayo sandwich 🔛🔝

my beautiful gpa vs my 1-star pull from the random groupmate gacha

when my token male friend says something gross about women and i have to take him out back and behead him

the purpose of discord is to transfer files between your phone and computer. Everything else is evil

i don't know why my shrine is getting referrers from t.co but i hope the twitter tweeters enjoy my gushing about my favorite tv white woman

when you google a professor so hard that you find her south park fanfiction from 2009 #ok

happy international women's day 🤍

many feelings right now. few of them good but it's ok because i can make the bad ones bearable in a mortification of the flesh kind of way

my personal pet peeve is when people attach their unfunny memes to product reviews instead of actual pics of the thing

12-yr-old me would find 21-yr-old me so cool for maining an idolmaster itabag for school. i’m not sure whether that’s heartening or gross

couponmaxxing 😼

i'm swinging my feet and giggling at her ugly little bitmoji homunculus that looks nothing like her. God why did you introduce her to me if we can never be together

i may be at my uni of choice but my brother goes to school with a minor celebrity on blueberry inflation youtube. so who's really winning