many feelings right now. few of them good but it's ok because i can make the bad ones bearable in a mortification of the flesh kind of way

personal pet peeve is when people attach their unfunny memes to product reviews instead of actual pics of the thing

12-yr-old me would find 21-yr-old me so cool for maining an idolmaster itabag for school. i’m not sure whether that’s heartening or gross

couponmaxxing 😼

i'm swinging my feet and giggling at her ugly little bitmoji homunculus that looks nothing like her. God why did you introduce her to me if we can never be together

i may be at my uni of choice but my brother goes to school with a minor celebrity on blueberry inflation youtube. so who's really winning

fishmonger was out of sea urchins... grr... *snarls*

nooo adult with arrested development and an internet friend group two standard deviations younger than you ... don't do that either

noo little 13-year-old with unsupervised internet access... don't become emotionally invested in online drama with people you'll never meet

also it's my dog's 13th birthday. she's old enough to have twitter now... but i won't let her...

i send one e-mail and need a week to recover

when the sleep is disordered

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found the sd card with pics of my dog when she was younger :-) next year she'll already be in 8th grade

why do cutecore people talk like they have 3 teeth

had a hamburger today. also french fries but like the waffle kind

campus kitty slow-blinked at me today :-]

I will not pay $30 for the coquette peanut butter jar... I will not pay $30 for the coquette peanut butter jar....

my toxic trait is that i never correct people who call HTML/CSS programming languages... i think it's cute...

you never know what you have until it's gone (costco churro)