got excited over my favorite floss brand releasing a heart-shaped tongue scraper. what stage of unc is this (it's $48)

if i had a nickel for every time i've spent hours chasing a bug that was a literal one-line fix . . .

i swear the sims 4 has like no gameplay. what do you even do when you finish making your sim and your melissa schemmenti sim kiss

the costco food court severely underestimates the number of times i can drink & refill 20oz of coke zero in one visit

xiu xiu’s departure from spotify has done irreparable damage to the feng shui of my yume playlist

broke one nail and filed the rest down to match. now i feel like a declawed cat ...

i love u celsius fuji apple pear...

i bought a cheap sous vide and they gave me the expensive model by mistake #blessed #itgetsbetter #neverkillyourself

got a grant that covers the rest of my tuition ^o^ no college debt we all cheered

my webdev prof used ai to generate the final ... like a 5th of the questions had only wrong answers ... faang employee btw im so annoyed

i hate it when the expensive shampoo is actually really nice. now i have to buy it again...

i’ll start worrying about women into astrology when they start using their brand of woowoo to perpetuate actual harm like fgm/child marriage

got a really good deal on yellowtail today. i had some as sashimi and portioned the rest for later. life is so good. tomorrow i'll do nigiri

i dont even play video games anymore unless i can make my yumeship in them. senlissa the world

put paint thinner in my old contact lens solution bottle (the squirt cap is convenient). nothing could possibly go wrong

cucumber mayo sandwich 🔛🔝

my beautiful gpa vs my 1-star pull from the random groupmate gacha

you & me = um? (kyun kyun)

they removed Cute Kitty Hugs a Baby Puppy from YouTube im going to lose it

i don't know why my shrine is getting referrers from t.co but i hope the twitter tweeters enjoy my gushing about my favorite tv white woman