won $600 from a lesbian trivia contest... call me the clittler... the way i can clittle you this...

harry potter femslash fic i was obsessed with in college posted the final chapter after a 2yr hiatus #YogurtWin

my local panera's ice machine is visibly moldy but i kind of just ignore it. I wish they still had the lemonade that kills you

I would kill so many people to work for Gen Z boss and a mini

my oshi (62-year-old divorced white woman) is falling for AI thirst traps on Instagram again

Yogurt Female Affirmations | Unlock Your Inner Power [ASMR]

Creamed spinach for lunch ☺️

3 days until Awake children under the moon 😛

everybody needs an analog hobby

neocities users will decry social media while perpetuating all of its worst characteristics... pls stop smearing shit on the global feed

panera sip club ...!

i think my oshi got a submentoplasty

we gotta beat the lesbian masterdoc to death with hammers

my designer crispr baby https://files.catbox.moe/jqcecm.jpg

i bought an apple to collect the sticker on it but i dropped the apple and lost the sticker on my walk home

i am dnfing Hannibal i’m afraid ... i saw a spoiler so unpleasant i simply do not want to see it play out. i bought the cookbook though!

accidentally set my embroidery project on fire T_T

happy decemberween!

local property values after my neighbor started parking his ugly vtuber itasha on the street 📉📉📉📉📉

pleather might be the most evil material in the world