pleather might be the most evil material in the world

just fished 4 contact lenses out of one eye...???

turn gooners into biofuel #please

hey. don't cry. 1 egg 50g warm water mix until smooth top with chopped green onion steam for 10min garnish with soy sauce and sesame oil ok?

i lob suong sao so much... and nata de coco

lately ive had the ineffable urge to visit one of those landlocked states nobody cares about. the sad grey ones with rednecks and no beaches

Women that have a sense if humer... #plus

why is Road to Empress kind of peak

somehow my insomnia has turned into the productive kind. joyous!

im sorry shaunahat i wasnt familiar with your game

kids are so easy to please man you can just give them a sheet of those 3d jelly stickers and they go crazy

something happens to fat men psychologically when they're given an online platform where nobody knows they're fat

got excited over my favorite floss brand releasing a heart-shaped tongue scraper. what stage of unc is this (it's $48)

my nut milk maker has paid for itself already 🙂 yay yay yay

i swear the sims 4 has like no gameplay. what do you even do when you finish making your sim and your melissa schemmenti sim kiss

the costco food court severely underestimates the number of times i can drink & refill 20oz of coke zero in one visit

xiu xiu’s departure from spotify has done irreparable damage to the feng shui of my yume playlist

broke one nail and filed the rest down to match. now i feel like a declawed cat ...

guy who called me stupid is taking 3-4 more years to graduate from the same program cuz he keeps failing calculus... if i laugh i go to hell

i bought a cheap sous vide and they gave me the expensive model by mistake #blessed #itgetsbetter #neverkillyourself