couponmaxxing 😼

i'm swinging my feet and giggling at her ugly little bitmoji homunculus that looks nothing like her. God why did you introduce her to me if we can never be together

i may be at my uni of choice but my brothers go to school with a minor celebrity on blueberry inflation youtube. so who's really winning

broke my oyster knife today. im strong and cool and powerful like that...

fishmonger was out of sea urchins... grr... *snarls*

noo little 13-year-old with unsupervised internet access... don't become emotionally invested in online drama with people you'll never meet

also it's my dog's 13th birthday. she's old enough to have twitter now... but i won't let her...

i send one e-mail and need a week to recover

when the sleep is disordered

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found the sd card with pics of my dog when she was younger :-) next year she'll already be in 8th grade

why do cutecore people talk like they have 3 teeth

had a hamburger today. also french fries but like the waffle kind

campus kitty slow-blinked at me today :-]

I will not pay $30 for the coquette peanut butter jar... I will not pay $30 for the coquette peanut butter jar....

my toxic trait is that i never correct people who call HTML/CSS programming languages... i think it's cute...

you never know what you have until it's gone (costco churro)

thinking about the time i googled social media for crossword fans and was directed to seniorplanet.com

god i hate therapyspeak....

my hungry ass could never be left alone with a freepik text effect