im sorry shaunahat i wasnt familiar with your game

kids are so easy to please man you can just give them a sheet of those 3d jelly stickers and they go crazy

something happens to fat men psychologically when they're given an online platform where nobody knows they're fat

got excited over my favorite floss brand releasing a heart-shaped tongue scraper. what stage of unc is this (it's $48)

my nut milk maker has paid for itself already 🙂 yay yay yay

i swear the sims 4 has like no gameplay. what do you even do when you finish making your sim and your melissa schemmenti sim kiss

the costco food court severely underestimates the number of times i can drink & refill 20oz of coke zero in one visit

xiu xiu’s departure from spotify has done irreparable damage to the feng shui of my yume playlist

broke one nail and filed the rest down to match. now i feel like a declawed cat ...

guy who called me stupid is taking 3-4 more years to graduate from the same program cuz he keeps failing calculus... if i laugh i go to hell

i bought a cheap sous vide and they gave me the expensive model by mistake #blessed #itgetsbetter #neverkillyourself

got a grant that covers the rest of my tuition ^o^ no college debt we all cheered

my webdev prof used ai to generate the final ... like a 5th of the questions had only wrong answers ... faang employee btw im so annoyed

i hate it when the expensive shampoo is actually really nice. now i have to buy it again...

i’ll start worrying about women into astrology when they start using their brand of woowoo to perpetuate actual harm like fgm/child marriage

got a really good deal on yellowtail today. i had some as sashimi and portioned the rest for later. life is so good. tomorrow i'll do nigiri

i dont even play video games anymore unless i can make my yumeship in them. senlissa the world

put paint thinner in my old contact lens solution bottle (the squirt cap is convenient). nothing could possibly go wrong

cucumber mayo sandwich 🔛🔝

my beautiful gpa vs my 1-star pull from the random groupmate gacha