writing fanfic is so embarrassing cuz no average person would get these characters like i do

It's called a bunt.... Not a weed cigarette...

the lindt master chocolatier snapping every bone in your body

maybe i should start drawing for myself instead of making works catered to the public audience

having a shot of espresso cuz we ran out of milk. i feel like an Adult™

she jerking my beef

i love beef jerky

genuinely upsetting that wild sold out to unilever, their deodorants smell so good

i'm peeing so much

Buns of steel... the industrial revolution

i need a job 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

it's like every single thing that pisses me off decided to strategically happen one after another

cock and ball

the thing those cute iced coffee videos don't tell you is that ice cubes can get stuck to your fingers and it really hurts

beating the shit out of my inner child #selfcare

awful headache... just kill me

omg i need it https://www.fangamer.com/products/stardew-valley-comic

therapy soon

managed to stay awake for 24 hours and took magnesium gummies im gonna sleep so good

whenever an american says they wanna move to the uk i'm always like "omg yessssss plz come visit" but it's not even any better here lol