@electricdotgay get me out of this fuckass country

i think i’ve been offsetting the sugar in my body by ingesting an unholy amount of salt

why are we lowkey on pee pee planet

i love it when postage stamps have cats on them

Yess doo doo jump

i am losing control of my life again

If anyone asks me for internet advice and I recommend a Google service you're free to explode me with your mind

taking a hot shower while you're freezing is the best feeling ever

my room is so cold

"you know you can do this thing right" no i was put on this earth yesterday

@antlerpilled no literally i need someone to start a support group for people like me who are dumb as rocks

Oral-Butt

i want a sparkling drink with blood orange

born to be a hot man, forced to be a teenage girl

i am making difficult fashion choices

i don't know if these boots are too small or just really hard to break in

@sclptures your website fucking sucks. do better

my eyes are going to explode help

thank you alex turner and co. for good music

ok well that alarm didn’t do anything