Chat I'm so fucking cooked.

why is curly hair a pain in the ass to deal with

i'm learning to keep my hair loose :)

this sucks. everything sucks

craving many things right now..... perhaps i am hungry....

when everyone leaves me i know i have backup (2 dimensional boyfriend)

STARDEW VALLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

oh god its the first day of spring....this is just like Stardew Valley

puberty is the universal body horror

Slay

my brain does that thing where it makes me dream about having a boyfriend bc im so fucking lonely

a rage room could save me

ao3....

i have evolved from 1 elastic to 2 elastics. let's hope i dont get another sore this time

oh the treachery

hello user bootyshaker9000 welcome to status.cafe

do u ever hear a song in ur dreams and wish it was real, like damn my unconscious brain makes up bangers sometimes

when we talk about "going back to nature" we always think of greenery, but what about deserts? i wanna go to a desert

give that man beautiful long hair 🫵

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