call it manspreading the way i'm gonna spread this man

being a fucking idiot and not knowing anything useful is so hard i didn't choose to be like this

pinterest is such a terrible website noscript thinks it's doing an xss attack on me

i might be too stupid for linux but we persevere anyway. at least my laptop doesn't overheat every 10 mins

hello from linux mint

my bowels are so mad at me

i went to penis town... you won't believe what i saw

our new "smart" coffee machine is being awfully parasocial

going through body horror 24/7

i think i need an endless supply of ben & jerry's cookie dough ice cream sandwiches

nothing gets between me and my tiramisu

double denim today

ben & jerry's ice cream sandwich

i love japanese and italian and levantine food. i'm so hungry

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream

normal people (boring): "i wonder how my friends are doing" me (fun, transcends friendship): "i wonder how my miis are doing"

goodbye hightschool hello tomodachi life

so excited for my copy of tomodachi life to arrive

i'm eating rations right now (mashed potatoes and gravy)

i accidentally slept without my retainers so now i have to wear them when i'm awake so they don't hurt the next time