ao3....

i have evolved from 1 elastic to 2 elastics. let's hope i dont get another sore this time

oh the treachery

hello user bootyshaker9000 welcome to status.cafe

do u ever hear a song in ur dreams and wish it was real, like damn my unconscious brain makes up bangers sometimes

when we talk about "going back to nature" we always think of greenery, but what about deserts? i wanna go to a desert

give that man beautiful long hair 🫵

stardew valley sex update

balls lol

worst shower everrrrr

dreaming😴

i just make up shit and my brain convinces me its real DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ok im gonna try acting normal today

unfathomable levels of brainrot right now

im scared the world will end then i wouldn't be able to play stardew valley :( oh and we'd all die i guess

🤤

very mentally stimulated rn

super cold and sleepy. kinda regret not playing stardew bc my friend was doing it all day but i made cute art so it ok 👍

the feminism leaving my body when i listen to interpol

im gonna be clutching my uterus today 🩸