open ableton. black out, wake up in a crop circle with nothing but a flashdrive and the name "john" carved in your arm, repeat

shArtblock at bad time :((((

ooooOOOOOOooOOOOoo spoooky ghost missile!

wouldn't it make more sense for clocks to start on 1 rather than 12?

hi hi

gee willikers, gosh darn,

eye see

Are you left aligned, right aligned, or center aligned? (I am not talking about politics I am talking about Word documents.)

i hate iframes

I should get back to working on my game...

yowza

"ya-hoo" -maro

just made a loading screen and its the best part of this game

@googleplex call him

IF THEY CAN PLAY SOCCER IN THE MIDDLE OF A WORLD WAR, THEN TONY HAWK CAN SHRED AT ANY TIME. WATCH YOUR BACK.

no one in my group project is doing jack shit, i am gonna have an aneurysm

twitter's dying been genuinely interesting, rarely has social media had this much of a fuckup, typically it just fizzles out. great job musk

currently taking a sip of balls

i have a 4/10 success rate when making music, at least it's better than drake

i did it, these wacky little robots can now murder each other with swords and bows