this mattress is so deformed, i cant wait to get a new one

now that ive been wearing shorts more often i wanna try shaving my legs. i wanna be smooth like a dolphin

really feeling the actions of my consequences right now

@mobwife you can actually still update your neocities site during maintenance! you have access to the dashboard, and updates still work

wonder what today's neocities maintenance will bring

having a strong urge to mess with my site versus me not knowing how i want to mess with my site

how the hell is it already 7 PM?

i noticed imgur finally dropped the Ukraine colors on its logo -- not like that kind of performative action woulda helped Ukraine anyway

I think she picked up on the fact I like potatoes, woot!

I have a new work laptop (again), it outclasses my personal one but I love my old one like its a horse I tamed in the wild

the great rock debate of 2022

I happened to open Flightrising out of no where and now I feel glum about the passage of time.

Sky: CotL players are seriously the kindest people there is

I wonder if this shrimp I'm seeing always had eggs, or if this is another instance of her having eggs

was thisclose to killing the brain of cthulu what tha hell

a lil self promo: did a tutorial on Lytebox for peeps looking for an alternative to Lightbox (https://tinyurl.com/pep-lytebox)

Started playing Terrarria on my own for the first time -- I think I'm doing pretty OK at it?

I think I responded in a voice so foreign my dad didn't recognize me

It's nice to come back to a bunch of little shrimplets!

I caught a perfect Chikoritaa! Too bad my feet are so fuckin hurt.