*guy writing out 8 paragraph replies on reddit* “im SO emotionally healthy! You wouldnt BELIEVE how well adjusted i am!!!”

everything in moderation, including moderation

Ughhhhhhh im having the hardest time eating today

MWAH please please, i want you so bad, call my name and anytime I'll come hither 💗

i wonder if ill ever be functional lol

writing a letter i'll probably never show them

why would i desecrate a carcass? why let the offal go to waste? it's love that guides my cleaver with such tenderness

hm. unsure what to make of that.

Life is a balancing act and baby, I have bad ankles

Did yall know that in order to have more time in the day, you have to use the time to do stuff?? Tragic

"rather than a spiral i want to turn into a vortex and be beautiful"

Its upsetting how effective splashing cold water on my face in the morning is

so unmotivated lately smh

PMS so bad i straight up cannot sleep smh

Economic bubbles are psychologically fascinating to me. Like bestie what the fuck are we doing.

Friendly reminder that you can just curse in your search query to get rid of the AI results

"i, who can't be honest, will someday be outpaced"

Friendly reminder that you’re allowed to just dislike things. They don’t need to be evil, you don’t need a reason to dislike things.

when the stretch is so good it feels like drugs >>>>>>

iirc (narrator voice: they did not, in fact, remember correctly)