cat got skunkedβ¦. right before the new mattress deliveryβ¦β¦.
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finalllllly got my spotify playlists sorted out so i can share them without worrying about ppl ALSO seeing my 12000 lists w 3 songs each
lowkey miss getting fucked up. surely this is fine.
"Yes, once everyone's asleep, it's my turn to shine"
I need to thrift for clothes to cut up
Hey if you work at a bagel shop i hope you know that blUEBERRY AND CINNAMON RAISIN ARE NOT SERVICEABLE ALTERNATIVES FOR CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!
its still alien to me that people... like me? just enjoy my presence? not what i can do for them?? weird
do it wrong, but do it anyways
Man just shut up
get over the stage fright, the spotlight isn't going anywhere
Ive spent today reading and smoking weed
if you look at flavors on a molecular level, they're kinda just playing tetris
how hard is it to just take me seriously about my health!!!! for fucks sake
just realized that TOOBOE reminds me of The Strokes (Room on Fire album specifically)
tightfisted and clinging or palms wide open, welcoming the severed thread
if i get bored, i'll throw it away
nooooooo my hot chips are too hot π
i fucking HATE STIIZY SO MUCH FUCK THEIR SHITTY CHEAP DABS WHY DOESNT ANYONE CARRY GOOD PRODUCT ANYMORE AAAAAAAA
I love when my cooking advice is helpful for someone aw
all spiders are females by default to me because i just assume the males are already dead (or hiding and clinging to their measly lives)