pissing all by yourself, sasuke-kun?

[rengoku voice] bussin! bussin! bussin!

forgot my glasses now my blind ass is sitting 3 inches away from the computer screen to write my post

meme of pregnant viktor made me read blitzcranks lore and what the fuck bro actually gave birth

my new ipad has a bizarrely shitty battery life. i could draw on my old ipad for 24 hours straight....why does this one die so quick??

eating just sliced cheese with pepperoni fucking rules

not shipping jakuramu is a mental illness at this point, these bitches GAY

NOBODY TOLD ME GESAFFELSTEIN IS ON ONE OF THE SONGS ON GAGAS NEW ALBUM OMGGGG

me and brina build a huge ass bouncy house on minecraft thiS MORNING

iceberg drive in is absolutely in my top 5 fast food ranking ever tbh

ST GEORGE UTAH RULESSSSSS

the fucking real ass yaoi is happening now in the rp

obviously i am a natural blonde *points to the 1.5 in of solid black roots in my hair*

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, SAW A HUGE BLACK BIRD TAKING A BATH IN A PUDDLE IN THE STREET

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY TO ME & MY SISTERS GUILTY GEAR RP!!! WE HAVE BEEN WRITING THIS FOR S E V E N T E E N YEARS, SINCE 08

where did i even get the idea for that shattered glass tarn/pharma fic i wrote in 2022....like what possessed me

i cant believe we went to LA for a tkrb event & ran into our friends at the mall

"if you have even the slightest interest in pixar cars yaoi i have a handful of lifechanging fanfics for you"

we got carded at the del amo fashion center bc they thought we were all minors.... EVERYONE IN OUR GROUP WAS OVER THE AGE OF 23

"the two genders: las vegas and bakersfield"