I FOUND A SNAIL OUTSIDE AND IM KEEPING IT BC IT PROBABLY LIVES A DOGSHIT LIFE IN THIS HOT CITY AND I CAN PROVIDE BETTER FOR IT LOL

i got the tamagotchi paradise, and the device is SO BIG. it's like larger than the palm of my hand... burger size

[yet another lunacy sega staurn 1996 status]

WE'RE BACK FROM OUR TRIP HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY TO MY WIFE NOW THEIR THEIR BDAY VAYCATION IS OVER!!

"the next movie is the kokushibo fight so its gonna be like lord of the rings the twin towers" "....THE TWIN TOWERS??"

"im giyuu horse race tests" "yeah cause giyuu is your other ride"

DEMON SLAYER TODAY WITH THE BOYZZZZZ

i cant wait to randomly get tickets and go watch battlebots i will be SCREAMINGGGG

you know youre a grown up when you get excited about your 401k lmao (seriously tho its exciting!!)

i love learning the context behind why people choose their online alias/username/nicknames

carrying my skz leebit tamagotchi today so my pants keep making random beeping sounds periodically LMAO

omg we got a client that was so bad and micromanage-ey that they got fired this morning, NOT EVEN A WEEK AFTER COMING ON LOL

OUR OMEGAVERSE AU SHOKUHESHI RP IS BACKKKK AND HASEBE ABOUT TO GET PREGNANT LMAO

i will never make any of my sites mobile friendly/responsive, use a computer like a modern creature. phones are so 1892

jyujyu is perfect for a little mermaid au. i dont think ive ever seen the movie but i know the mermaid is supposed to have a beautiful voice and trades it to go on land and romance the guy, tell me jyushi wouldnt make the perfect mermaid and jyuto wouldnt be a great prince omg

there is so much good music in existence its actually crazy, how can i listen to more music at all hours of the day

driving a very cool car (limited edition dodge charger) for the next 7 months!! thank you jim i promise to take good care of your baby!!! watch over me!

"i was thinking about pregnant hasebe, as usual,"

WAHOOO I GET TO HANG OUT WITH JULES TOMORROW AND GET THE CAR FIGURED OUT!! GET TWO BIRDS STONED AT ONCE

THERE WAS A SUNSHOWER ON MY ENTIRE DRIVE TO WORK!! I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY LATE DOG AND THAT FELT LIKE A SIGN THAT HE'S STILL WITH ME!!!