fucked up that i have to keep eating and making food why hasn't humanity gotten around that

psycho killer qu'est-ce que fa fa fa

eating cold pizza at midnight i am simply living the dream

turns out one of my flatmates HASN'T LEFT YET it's like living in a haunted house death killing

not dead just very sleepy

it is so hot in my flat i am melting send help

working on adding the surprise section 2 my site... it has a little competition (its underground themed)

its so so hot out

just dyed my hair red helllll yeah

my mouse doesn't want to work today which is fine. i'll just commit murder.

now i wanna know the math on mushroom hunters finding bodies because there's a strong correlation to those two activities

i'd take up mushroom hunting but the odds of finding a body are too high

why is listening to voicemail so frightening???

suffering from hayfever