call me mr. clean the way i just spent the last four hours cleaningggg and also i'm going bald

just cancelled my spotify premium for foobar... thank god for https://lucida.to/

where my juice at

gonna kms for not finishing my halloween wip. nico, i see you, and let me tell you, it *would've* been good.

today was sorta kinda fulfilling wowzers

lucked on by

guess who was a good daughter today? meeee :)

:O <-- me when there's a chill in the air

had no fucking clue that "walton goggins" is THAT hideous balding creature that straight women goon over... #whenworldscollide

went out to do a thing i was putting off for months only to be physically stopped from completing that task. like oh, okay!

lying to everyone for 5 years straight? harder than you might think!

can’t believe i broke my sober streak (of three months) for mf mid newports man

gas station cashier gave my driver license a real odd Look and gave Me a double take after. i'm sorry for being busted rn im sorry im sorr

mysterious white liquid from a garbage bag just dripped onto my bare foot.

art so good it makes you scream https://x.com/pineconejam0/status/1980257473660424330

it's so hard being the only person in the world with good taste in music le sigh...

anger is such an attractive emotion

kay, my status page is kinda hella awful and basic, but idc. i love it anyways. everyone, say hello to shauna.

the lion cannot understand css/html basics but the lion tries not to be bothered by his slow progress. at least he's trying

i hate eating. why can't we just take a 2000cal pill everyday and get it over with #genius