i love pretending like im about to puke but the people hate it :(

god i'm so fucking scared

invest in pluribus stocks now!!

I WAS NOTICED.

sometimes i hear laughter through the floor and it makes me sad

call me mr. clean the way i just spent the last four hours cleaningggg and also i'm going bald

just cancelled my spotify premium for foobar... thank god for https://lucida.to/

where my juice at

gonna kms for not finishing my halloween wip. nico, i see you, and let me tell you, it *would've* been good.

today was sorta kinda fulfilling wowzers

lucked on by

guess who was a good daughter today? meeee :)

:O <-- me when there's a chill in the air

had no fucking clue that "walton goggins" is THAT hideous balding creature that straight women goon over... #whenworldscollide

went out to do a thing i was putting off for months only to be physically stopped from completing that task. like oh, okay!

lying to everyone for 5 years straight? harder than you might think!

can’t believe i broke my sober streak (of three months) for mf mid newports man

gas station cashier gave my driver license a real odd Look and gave Me a double take after. i'm sorry for being busted rn im sorry im sorr

mysterious white liquid from a garbage bag just dripped onto my bare foot.

art so good it makes you scream https://x.com/pineconejam0/status/1980257473660424330