gas station cashier gave my driver license a real odd Look and gave Me a double take after. i'm sorry for being busted rn im sorry im sorr

mysterious white liquid from a garbage bag just dripped onto my bare foot.

art so good it makes you scream https://x.com/pineconejam0/status/1980257473660424330

it's so hard being the only person in the world with good taste in music le sigh...

anger is such an attractive emotion

kay, my status page is kinda hella awful and basic, but idc. i love it anyways. everyone, say hello to shauna.

the lion cannot understand css/html basics but the lion tries not to be bothered by his slow progress. at least he's trying

i hate eating. why can't we just take a 2000cal pill everyday and get it over with #genius

why is the discovery tab on bearblog like That

"it really is the damn phone" i say to myself for the hundredth time

this is my 9/11.

my hand feels like it’s literally on fire owie

we highkey have to kill peep #yjtwt

the concept of a person who listens to EDM exclusively

"Roll the phrases around like seaglass on your tongue..." fuck i love you jsmith, and i'm glad you liked my comment, i liked yours too.

professional messerupper thags me

currently torrenting every season of yellowjackets... y'all aren't ready for this

having so much fun planning out a roadtrip that'll never exist

i'm writing complete bullshit yuuupp

new marishauna brainworm has been transplanted.