broom broom i'm in me own car

I found 20 dollars on the ground we eat like kings tonight

GUH. SICK. STREP. OTACON SAVE ME

raining

Otacon, I'm back from vacation to Washington State. I missed Ohio's flat ass.

CHICAGO HOT DOG 🌭🌭🔥🔥💥💯💯💯💯💯🌭🌭🌭💥🔥🔥🎊

Otacon, I forgot about my website! Oh well... I'm busy working.

Otacon, I was cleaning through drawers and found all my old drawings. Now I can share them.

good news; new job. bad news; have to find an apartment before the end of april or i'm fuuuuuuuucked

Otacon, I have a job now. We're eating the *GOOD* chili tonight.

Otacon, the job-hunt is OVER if I can clutch this 2nd part of the interview...

I hate insurance companies SO bad... Attack of 1000 arrows on your CEO.

OTACON, WHY IS IT CALLED A RESTROOM IF I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE IN HERE

I need it to be spring already, I wanna ride my bike places...

Still jobhunting... "People don't wanna work" bitch! You just want to hire ONE skeleton worker!

Snake! They're making a sequel to Okami!

okay i'm normal now

Otacon, you ever had everything start looking like an old video game? *Snake, that's sleep deprivation! ...Huh...

mario & luigi: brothership is SO fun... it slaps it bops it grooves it WAHOOS

OTACON, I'M HAVING FUN ON VACATION. I DROPPED MY PHONE IN MUD.