i keep having vampire dreams but they're like. comedic ones. why

i had a dream my teeth fell out, so i called my dentist in the dream. he said "i don't think they're supposed to do that." very helpful.

I SAW A DOG ON THE HIGHWAY WHILE I WENT TO WORK

so many things i wanna do... hm...

OUUGGGGH HOT

OUGH i want to change. my major. time to call some people.

AUGGGHHH IT'S FINALLY WARM

hmmmmm. i should probably do my essay.

its been hot lately... need cold bevige.

OTACON I FOUND A NEW STIM TOY. IT'S A SQUISH-ABLE BREAD.

OTACON I FORGOT I HAD A VIDEO PROJECT DUE ON MONDAY

turning my entire index upside down for april fools day

OTACON I HAVE A HEADACHE *AND* A STOMACH ACHE. THIS IS IT I'M A GONER

otacon it's getting warm again, we need to wear short-sleeved shirts

snoooooork mimimimimimimi

otacon i went to an appointment today, and i had to try and explain to a nurse what splatoon was. she didn't get it, otacon.

OTACON I BROKE MY HEADPHONES SNAPPED IN HALF AT WORK AND I HAD TO TAPE THEM UP. I'M NOT GIVING UP ON HER, OTACON

why health bill so EXPANSIVE. why can't be free.

i want a new job, preferably one i can do at home as i have no car... oh to be able to teleport...

was sick all weekend but i am too strong to be hindered