today is my splatooniumth 7

tomorrow is my splatooniumth 7

2 days til my splatooniumth 7

3 days til my splatooniumth 7

splatoon based washed-upness

when im bored, i engrain my email address into memes i steal as an easter egg no one sees

salad is more cereal than soup

i woke up at 6:30 because i had a dream. i slept again and had forgotten the dream when i woke up again at 11:30

if you keep chipping away at something, bit by bit, eventually you will have done 5% of the work by the deadline

to hell with it. ima do it

(a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 = c^2 [prove me wrong]

tictok being banned in the u.s. has to be the best thing to happen to the entertainment industry since splicing

Playing Nintendo Switch Sports for four hours is another way to meet god, apparently. Even the game be saying "bro, stop. its 10pm"

Too many pain killers become human killers. painless death tho

On the 719163rd day, god said "let there be standardization"

i feel demotivated but deezOS is coming along smoothly (dont ask)

15 days till I have been playing Splatoon for 7% of my life

people think i'm dumb, however, they are right

the voices cant talk to you if you keep saying "honk mimimi"

My sinister self when I see my neighbor's blueberry pie cooling down unattended on their windowsill