if you keep chipping away at something, bit by bit, eventually you will have done 5% of the work by the deadline

to hell with it. ima do it

(a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 = c^2 [prove me wrong]

tictok being banned in the u.s. has to be the best thing to happen to the entertainment industry since splicing

Playing Nintendo Switch Sports for four hours is another way to meet god, apparently. Even the game be saying "bro, stop. its 10pm"

Too many pain killers become human killers. painless death tho

On the 719163rd day, god said "let there be standardization"

i feel demotivated but deezOS is coming along smoothly (dont ask)

15 days till I have been playing Splatoon for 7% of my life

people think i'm dumb, however, they are right

the voices cant talk to you if you keep saying "honk mimimi"

My sinister self when I see my neighbor's blueberry pie cooling down unattended on their windowsill

my stummy hungers

I want to, but if I do, its gonna happen. It might not, but I know my luck. Its gonna happen

honk mimimi

if you combine rat and lust, you get rust

i have risen and am being forced into unproductiveness

i am ver eepy

the sun is a deadly lazer

Anticipatory grief goes hard