my file has grown 7kb (+70%) in 4 days, they grow up so fast.

i keep trying to find efficient ways of transporting 34kb files consistently, continually forgetting that email has existed since the 70s

I should try spacehey

my calculator is worse than what i want and isnt programmable or moddable, but its better than most and i cant go back

Nothing better than reading the user guide for a calculator. Why yes, I am sane.

must... fight... sleep........

HUGE DAY FOR MATH NERDS, THEY FOUND OUT WHAT X WAS

not to brag or anything, but I have the less than average amount of email addresses of 9

I just learnt that email@mailservice.com and email+quitstealinmyinfofb@mailsevice.com both go to the same inbox, but one tells that fb sucks

Nothings better than making out with a 9-volt

There's only 30 more blue moons in my lifetime

if 1m suddenly turned into (1^-23)m, i would freak out

if you make it easier to be creative, it means that when you have to be creative, you have a create to creative where you create creatively

my best achievement is being the first to beat rock with a twenty inch horsecock on whatbeatsrock.com

there may not be an "i" in team but there is a "c" "u" in court

Y'know, when someone eventually decided t... WHAT DO YOU MEAN SYNTAX ERROR ON LINE 15 ITS LITERALLY A LINE BREAK

insults that make you question how others perceive you as a stereotype while also theoretically being a compliment are the worst

if the world was flat why has my life been going downhill for so long

the goober

Hackneyed AND helpless? How hindering.