Nothing better than reading the user guide for a calculator. Why yes, I am sane.

must... fight... sleep........

HUGE DAY FOR MATH NERDS, THEY FOUND OUT WHAT X WAS

not to brag or anything, but I have the less than average amount of email addresses of 9

I just learnt that email@mailservice.com and email+quitstealinmyinfofb@mailsevice.com both go to the same inbox, but one tells that fb sucks

Nothings better than making out with a 9-volt

There's only 30 more blue moons in my lifetime

if 1m suddenly turned into (1^-23)m, i would freak out

if you make it easier to be creative, it means that when you have to be creative, you have a create to creative where you create creatively

my best achievement is being the first to beat rock with a twenty inch horsecock on whatbeatsrock.com

there may not be an "i" in team but there is a "c" "u" in court

Y'know, when someone eventually decided t... WHAT DO YOU MEAN SYNTAX ERROR ON LINE 15 ITS LITERALLY A LINE BREAK

insults that make you question how others perceive you as a stereotype while also theoretically being a compliment are the worst

if the world was flat why has my life been going downhill for so long

the goober

Hackneyed AND helpless? How hindering.

Nothing makes me feel more neutral than 12 hour uptime on my CPU

can i haz taim macheen. i wantz tuu leavz hear.

My friendship with gobbledegook has ended. Hullabaloo is my new friend

I just found what I can only describe as a fragmented usb that shows up in FE as 2 drives D: (2.83 GB) and E: (12 GB)